
xenopub
31 Years Old
Spartanburg , SC
United States
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Ultraviolence! Ok, I'm pretty much useless. I'm fat. I have pimples on my ass. I only have 1 tooth and its in the front on the bottom. I drive a moped illegally because I lost my license trying to run down my wifes dog and I accidently hit the mayors mailbox. He was cool about it until I saw that damn dog again and burned out in his front yard. Then he got kinda pissed. But its cool cause my ped has ape hangers and a screamin eagle exhaust. I like to play video games while my wife works her ass off to pay the rent on our single wide trailer. We got one of them rent-to-own deals. She can still drive but I accidently ruined the car when i played a practical joke on her. How was I supposed to know they took the wheels off our trailer? Oh well, maybe I'll see some of you playing Pokemon Tournament online.


















