Xbox 360 has games? Dark Sniper doesnt see any
March 15, 2009 at 6:31 am
@While there is a select few, some people around the country have the false belief that XBox 360 holds host to the most complete gaming lineup this generation. This statement is simply untrue has there is no validity to support this claim. While Microsoft\'s white box of the damned does have several titles available, about 95% of these titles are nothing more than shovelware that is only used to make their library seem stronger. This generation is about quality and not quality which is why PLAYSTATION®3 has taken first place this generation in terms of sales and software. When it comes down to the bottom line of this conversation only one thing remains, Xbox 360 has no games.
Dark Sniper is the spectrum of truth here and he feels it\'s necessary to ensure that the uninformed become informed. As he stated above, Xbox 360 has no games that are worth any merit whatsoever. It's the polluted minds of the Microslaves who have been brainwashed by Satan himself to believe that these limited games actually contribute to the forward progression of the gaming industry as a whole. The red rings of death is a symbolism of the mark of the beast that will enter your home sooner rather than later. Microsoft has successfully consumed the souls of the weak minded in their feeble attempt to embark on a monopolistic journey that will lead gamers across the earth to the sheer depths of hell.
Xbox Live itself is the nucleus of purgatory. On Xbox live, you will find children of all ages, races and genders who are more verbal on their hatred towards the world than anyone else that you would find outside in heaven and earth in between. Racism runs rampant across Xbox Live for no inexplicable reason. Xbox Live inhabitants also use their community to pick on the weak and honest angelic souls who are honestly looking for a mature and fun experience and find ways to intentionally ruin their experience in every single way .
The reason behind the frustration is not only because of Satan controlling the brainwaves of these Microslaves through the internet, but simply because there is no fun in the games being played on XBox 360. They are simply that bad. Here is a run down of a few XBox 360 exclusives that will lead to the Xbox 360\'s inevitable demise.
One of the most overrated shooters ever released in this decade, Halo 3 is the ecosystem where teenage gamers and adults who still think they are teenagers gather together to pretend that they are \"Generation X\" cool. Halo 3\'s combat system takes no skill whatsoever. With cartoonish graphics and power ranger inspired characters to boot, Halo 3 is actually laughable in the sense that there are some who actually take this game seriously. The story mode lacks depth and online is simply unplayable due to incomplete room count totals that only match up to 16 people. Dark Sniper would rather enjoy full length warfare with 60 players on his PLAYSTATION®3 exclusive, Resistance 2.
Another exclusive that is hindered by Xbox 360\'s limited infastructure and 9 gigabyte storage discs, Mass Effect is filled with glitches and frame rate hiccups that leave the game virtually unplayable. Dark Sniper has never played a game as terrible as Mass Effect where the offline single player experience has more lag than an online game.
10 years of garbage in the making. Silicon Knights made a unimpressive, failed attempt at utilizing what little Xbox has to offer in making a laughable project that is revered by none and laughed by many. Too Human\'s gameplay aspects have no identity and leaves confusion on what type of game it wants to be. It has the camera and style of God of War, shooting of Tomb Raider, sword slashing of Devil May Cry, mixed in with Fight Night controls and it excretes it into one gigantic pile of cow manure.
Gears of War
Other wise known as Queers of Bore, this title defines the most shallow and uninhibited attempt at trying to please the western audience with elements that dont matter. Gears of War only offers 10 players online wheras Resistance(released the same week) offers you 50 additional players in a true frag fest that is compared only to other PLAYSTATION®3 exclusives. Not to mention that Gears of War 2 did not function online a full two weeks after release. The story mode and dialogue is nothing more than two oversized dolts who swear more than two drunken sailors. Clifford Blezenski should be crucified for even comparing his garbage Hideo Kojima\'s Metal Gear masterpiece.
Ninja Gaiden 2
Dark Sniper personally had high hopes for this game. Until he found that the draw distance to this game is clearly nonexistant. Dark Sniper can extend his arm and from the distance from his eyes to his arm is parallel to the distance of Ryo Hayabusa to the distant mountains in Ninja Gaiden. The camera angles jolt around in angles that are unthinkable. You cannot properly focus on defeating your enemy. Dark Sniper personally recommends Ninja Gaiden Sigma over this pile of junk.
Their co-op mode is the most disappointing element to Fable. Already horrendously bad, Fable 2 gives co-op mode a bad reputation by not being able to import your own character and stats to enjoy online gaming the way it is meant. Is Xbox Live incapbale of processing personal hard drive data to an online service?
Blue Dragon, Lost Odyssey, Infinite Undiscovery, Last Remnant, Star Ocean 4,
All of these Role Playing titles fall under the underwhelming category. The reason being is because fitting these titles on one, two, three and even four DVD-9 discs is a difficult and impossible task. With PLAYSTATION®3 you are ensured unlmited storage space with a maximum 100 gigabytes of Blu-Ray storage. Is there any reason why Role Playing Games have taken a nose dive? Xbox 360 is that sole reason. There\'s reasons why PlayStation, PlayStation 2, and PLAYSTATION®3 holds host to the most legendary RPG\'s of all time.
These are only a few examples to why Dark Sniper believes that Xbox 360 has absolutely no depth in gaming content. He left out games such as Hour of Victory, The Outfit, Bomberman Zero, Two Worlds, Forza Motorsport(Gran Turismo knockoff), Ninja Blade, Splinter Cell, Alan Wake, Crackdown and several others. What\'s even worse is while the PLAYSTATION®3 terminal flexes it\'s versatility in being the top notch Blu-Ray movie and gaming device, Xbox 360 plays second fiddle as a DVD Player(something that was introduced by Sony in 2000) and a half-assed 3DO player, Atari Jaguar, Phillips CDI player, you can pick your poison there.
Microsoft, your fate is near and the end is fast approaching. Dark Sniper advises any and all Microslaves who own an Xbox 360 to \"jump out\" of this online pugatory and save yourselves. Delve into gaming nirvana, otherwise known as PLAYSTATION®3. This is where all of the mature gamers play and the skilled gamers reside.