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  Xbox 360 has games? Dark Sniper doesnt see any
March 15, 2009 at 6:31 am

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@While there is a select few, some people around the country have the false belief that XBox 360 holds host to the most complete gaming lineup this generation.  This statement is simply untrue has there is no validity to support this claim.  While Microsoft\'s white box of the damned does have several titles available, about 95% of these titles are nothing more than shovelware that is only used to make their library seem stronger.  This generation is about quality and not quality which is why PLAYSTATION®3 has taken first place this generation in terms of sales and software.  When it comes down to the bottom line of this conversation only one thing remains, Xbox 360 has no games.


Dark Sniper is the spectrum of truth here and he feels it\'s necessary to ensure that the uninformed become informed.  As he stated above, Xbox 360 has no games that are worth any merit whatsoever.  It's the polluted minds of the Microslaves who have been brainwashed by Satan himself to believe that these limited games actually contribute to the forward progression of the gaming industry as a whole.  The red rings of death is a symbolism of the mark of the beast that will enter your home sooner rather than later.  Microsoft has successfully consumed the souls of the weak minded in their feeble attempt to embark on a monopolistic journey that will lead gamers across the earth to the sheer depths of hell.

Xbox Live itself is the nucleus of purgatory.  On Xbox live, you will find children of all ages, races and genders who are more verbal on their hatred towards the world than anyone else that you would find outside in heaven and earth in between.  Racism runs rampant across Xbox Live for no inexplicable reason.  Xbox Live inhabitants also use their community to pick on the weak and honest angelic souls who are honestly looking for a mature and fun experience and find ways to intentionally ruin their experience in every single way .

The reason behind the frustration is not only because of Satan controlling the brainwaves of these Microslaves through the internet, but simply because there is no fun in the games being played on XBox 360.  They are simply that bad.  Here is a run down of a few XBox 360 exclusives that will lead to the Xbox 360\'s inevitable demise.


Halo 3

One of the most overrated shooters ever released in this decade, Halo 3 is the ecosystem where teenage gamers and adults who still think they are teenagers gather together to pretend that they are \"Generation X\" cool.   Halo 3\'s combat system takes no skill whatsoever. With cartoonish graphics and power ranger inspired characters to boot, Halo 3 is actually laughable in the sense that there are some who actually take this game seriously.  The story mode lacks depth and online is simply unplayable due to incomplete room count totals that only match up to 16 people.  Dark Sniper would rather enjoy full length warfare with 60 players on his PLAYSTATION®3 exclusive, Resistance 2.

(1/10)

Mass Effect

Another exclusive that is hindered by Xbox 360\'s limited infastructure and 9 gigabyte storage discs, Mass Effect is filled with glitches and frame rate hiccups that leave the game virtually unplayable.  Dark Sniper has never played a game as terrible as Mass Effect where the offline single player experience has more lag than an online game. 
(-5/10)

Too Human

10 years of garbage in the making.  Silicon Knights made a unimpressive, failed attempt at utilizing what little Xbox has to offer in making a laughable project that is revered by none and laughed by many.  Too Human\'s gameplay aspects have no identity and leaves confusion on what type of game it wants to be.  It has the camera and style of God of War, shooting of Tomb Raider, sword slashing of Devil May Cry, mixed in with Fight Night controls and it excretes it into one gigantic pile of cow manure. 

(.1/10)

Gears of War


Other wise known as Queers of Bore, this title defines the most shallow and uninhibited attempt at trying to please the western audience with elements that dont matter.  Gears of War only offers 10 players online wheras Resistance(released the same week) offers you 50 additional players in a true frag fest that is compared only to other PLAYSTATION®3 exclusives. Not to mention that Gears of War 2 did not function online a full two weeks after release.  The story mode and dialogue is nothing more than two oversized dolts who swear more than two drunken sailors.  Clifford Blezenski should be crucified for even comparing his garbage Hideo Kojima\'s Metal Gear masterpiece. 

(2.5/10)

Ninja Gaiden 2

Dark Sniper personally had high hopes for this game.  Until he found that the draw distance to this game is clearly nonexistant.  Dark Sniper can extend his arm and from the distance from his eyes to his arm is parallel to the distance of Ryo Hayabusa to the distant mountains in Ninja Gaiden.  The camera angles jolt around in angles that are unthinkable.  You cannot properly focus on defeating your enemy.  Dark Sniper personally recommends Ninja Gaiden Sigma over this pile of junk.

(-5.5/10)


Fable 2

Their co-op mode is the most disappointing element to Fable.  Already horrendously bad, Fable 2 gives co-op mode a bad reputation by not being able to import your own character and stats to enjoy online gaming the way it is meant.  Is Xbox Live incapbale of processing personal hard drive data to an online service? 

(1/10)


Blue Dragon, Lost Odyssey, Infinite Undiscovery, Last Remnant, Star Ocean 4,

All of these Role Playing titles fall under the underwhelming category.  The reason being is because fitting these titles on one, two, three and even four DVD-9 discs is a difficult and impossible task.  With PLAYSTATION®3 you are ensured unlmited storage space with a maximum 100 gigabytes of Blu-Ray storage. Is there any reason why Role Playing Games have taken a nose dive? Xbox 360 is that sole reason.  There\'s reasons why PlayStation, PlayStation 2, and PLAYSTATION®3 holds host to the most legendary RPG\'s of all time.  


These are only a few examples to why Dark Sniper believes that Xbox 360 has absolutely no depth in gaming content. He left out games such as Hour of Victory, The Outfit, Bomberman Zero, Two Worlds, Forza Motorsport(Gran Turismo knockoff), Ninja Blade, Splinter Cell, Alan Wake, Crackdown and several others. What\'s even worse is while the PLAYSTATION®3 terminal flexes it\'s versatility in being the top notch Blu-Ray movie and gaming device, Xbox 360 plays second fiddle as a DVD Player(something that was introduced by Sony in 2000) and a half-assed 3DO player, Atari Jaguar, Phillips CDI player, you can pick your poison there. 

Microsoft, your fate is near and the end is fast approaching.  Dark Sniper advises any and all Microslaves who own an Xbox 360 to \"jump out\" of this online pugatory and save yourselves.  Delve into gaming nirvana, otherwise known as PLAYSTATION®3.  This is where all of the mature gamers play and the skilled gamers reside. 

PLAY B3YOND,

$niper


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Irene 'El3ctr0naut' Collazo said at March 20, 2009 at 11:18 pm:

I was thinking this was going to be another bias blog about "omg ps3 owns 360!"

I own a 360 and I agree, surprisingly.

I've actually been thinking of getting rid of my 360 because I play the games that are on both 360 and PC.

I dont even play any of those games listed. i might as well get every game on pc.

I dont care much about ps3. and I dont care which one is better. but i do agree that 360 is pretty much worthless now.



time to get a badass PC

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asdfghjkl; said at March 20, 2009 at 6:29 pm:

lol sony fanboy..... no one cares about which is better or not... these blogs are pointless

it comes down to personal opinion really

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meggie said at March 19, 2009 at 10:57 pm:

I've noticed since these OC kiddies popped up there's been QUITE a bit of nonsense arguments going on, usually centered around THEM. It's a little lametastic. And I don't understand why PS3 is so much better than 360, RRoD aside. Could you please expand on that for me?



Also, I'm with Andy; PLEASE talk shit about L4D. It's a little sad that there are only 4 campaigns, but each campaign is a lot of fun and it really is a different experience each time, so I can't really talk shit. That's about the ONLY thing I can find that's even a LITTLE bit bothersome, more so sad, but all the same. ;)

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LCS Furious Dre said at March 19, 2009 at 11:25 pm:

that was cute.. dont worry we'll be nice to you. And dont down talk L4D

meggie said at March 19, 2009 at 11:51 pm:

When I said "PLEASE talk shit about L4D", I meant it like...seriously come up with something shitty about it. As in...that's not possible. Mmkay.



Also, you should be nice to everyone. Especially the lovely ladies Riot Monster & Hey Hey Chest. ;)

Hey HEY chest said at March 20, 2009 at 7:39 pm:

lol meg, you are so nice :)


crimson721 said at March 18, 2009 at 2:29 pm:

i knew there was someone that was going to blog about how horrible the 360 is as a console and i thank you for this =), pretty much the only motivation i had to buy it was that it was cheaper than the ps3 at the time but i was wrong cuz there is a huge price to pay with the red rings.

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SirKenKutaragi said at March 18, 2009 at 8:12 am:

That xBox 360 games List puts me in to a DEEP COMA!!! ;-D

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Microsoft Xbox 360 said at March 18, 2009 at 1:16 am:

DarkSniper knows whats up.

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AdamZombie said at March 17, 2009 at 12:18 am:

Most of the games on 360 are shit. Most of the games on PS3 are shit also. ALL of the games on Wii are shit, added that you have to jiggle these ones to resemble said shit. Lots of games suck goat balls on all platforms, even more so since they decided to release RE5 missing the whole aiming and walking feature. That will be in the DL content and cost more money to enable later. I play CoD-WaW and it is shitty shit shit. I fuckin hate most games I play, but I play them cause the sun is trying to kill me and I have to stay inside. So I will deal with it for now.

I agree with this 98%, -1% cause I have a 360 and like some of the games and -1% cause the OC are always flame baiting blogs.

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OC_Ghost_Pride said at March 16, 2009 at 11:49 pm:

im still wondering why do 360 fans loves to buy a broken console, its like buying a microwave that doesnt heat

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AdamZombie said at March 17, 2009 at 12:20 am:

cause they are dumb and think they can get them to work for cheaper then buying new.. w/ a warranty I might add.


LCS Furious Dre said at March 16, 2009 at 1:59 pm:

MGS4, Killzone 2, Uncharted, Heavenly Sword, Ratchet & Clank, Folklore, Motorstorm 2, Resistance 2, SOCOM, GT5, Warhawk, Wipeout HD, PSN, and Playstation HOME destroy every XBOX 360 exclusive. Along with XBOX LIVE. Thats not to mention unreleased titles of 09. 360 stops at HALO WARS and a storm of multiplat titles.

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[DTF]maggotsandriots said at March 17, 2009 at 12:41 pm:

ummm... don't you have an entire youtube channel dedicated to you playing Uno on XBOX Live?


pwned (mod-ular) said at March 15, 2009 at 11:59 pm:

im going to disagree with this because you seem to have left out Left 4 Dead. Go ahead and try to find a reason why that's a bad game

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OC_Ghost_Pride said at March 15, 2009 at 9:01 pm:

The prideful ghost of OC agrees with everything you wrote OC Darksniper but Gears of War 2 is a good game if you ignore everything bad about it, 98% of the game is bad by the way...

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King Ruponpon said at March 15, 2009 at 8:34 pm:

Loltastic forreals.

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EvilxBunny said at March 15, 2009 at 7:58 pm:

I agree with a majority of the points..but i LOVED Ninja Gaiden 2 dammit!

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[DTF]maggotsandriots said at March 15, 2009 at 4:55 pm:

'Racism runs rampant across Xbox Live for no inexplicable reason'

this is a double negative. you're implying that there is a reason with this statement. the proper word would be discernible, not inexplicable.

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[DTF] FleazZz said at March 16, 2009 at 6:44 am:

Cause you know, PSN is filled with a bunch of goody two-shoes who never disobey mama with their cuss words. Sony is on their ass like white on rice.


Kickback said at March 15, 2009 at 4:44 pm:

I give this blog 22/24

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[DTF]maggotsandriots said at March 15, 2009 at 4:53 pm:

that's a positive score... 22 > 24

lolololol

[DTF] FleazZz said at March 16, 2009 at 6:42 am:

Vaguely familiar...


Mark 'MarsMan7' Roberts said at March 15, 2009 at 4:10 pm:

3 people dont agree but:

9.18 m for Halo 3

2.33 m for Mass Effect

0.58 m for too human, I agree it is a shocking game.

4.67 m for GoW2.

1.02 m for Ninja Gaiden 2.

2.62 m for Fable 2 so not bad at all





So PS3

1.04 m for Killzone 2

2.62 m for Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

3.90 m for Metal Gear Solid 4

1.47 m for Resistance 2

3.55 m for Resistance: Fall of Mankind

1.3 m for Little Big Planet (I think at least)



But yeah I forgot "OC_Romemac7: PS3 22 million > 360 24 million"

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[DTF] RiotMonster said at March 15, 2009 at 3:40 pm:

Ewww.. there's more OC members? Who talk in third person??

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Hey HEY chest said at March 16, 2009 at 1:29 pm:

haha, right?





you are yummy.

LCS Furious Dre said at March 16, 2009 at 2:23 pm:

Both of you rather large citizens of pwned.com should probably shut your mouths and stay quiet before i stuff a cookie in it. Nothing wrong with talking about videogames. On a videogame site. Instead of all the MTV real world / myspace high school drama you suckas bring to the table.



So yes please for the good of the people. Shut your mouth. Riot monster sent me a message awhile back saying hey hey chest is a bitch anyway so i dont understand why you are still friends with each other.

Hey HEY chest said at March 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm:

"Riot monster sent me a message awhile back saying hey hey chest is a bitch anyway so i dont understand why you are still friends with each other."





haha, who is trying to start "Mtv real world/ myspace high school drama" now?





seriously, what you say means nothing to anyone, but yourself.

Bigbunny5 said at March 16, 2009 at 4:58 pm:

Why don't all these OC losers just leave. Nobody likes them at all! -_-

macalatus said at March 18, 2009 at 12:08 am:

The OC are the coolest people since the creation of N4G. Pwned.com are filled with incredibly idiotic people who just keeps buying another 360 after their last 360 got RROD. MS is happy that there are stupid people around because stupid people are their proverbial "cash cows". Good examples are bigbummer5 and hey hey crap as evidenced above.

[DTF] RiotMonster said at March 19, 2009 at 12:46 am:

Lmfao, wowwwwww.. trying to make me and Nicola fight? That's so sad hahaha.. As if any OC members have any credibility what so ever.

LCS Furious Dre said at March 19, 2009 at 12:42 pm:

OC credibility?!? hahaha that was a pretty good early morning laugh. Do i look like a journalist to you? If you think anyone in OC or on a blog in a videogame site cares about credibility ur saddly mistaken. You should probably stop talkin about her behind her back tho. I wouldnt do that to any of my friends, its almost like a stab in the back. But im kinda glad you to were able to work that out tho. Its hard to come across good friends these days. So instead of calling her a female dog you should put more attention to videogames.

Hey HEY chest said at March 19, 2009 at 4:51 pm:

This point here is your problem with us was that we spread "Mtv real world/ myspace high school drama" yet you are the one making things up. Even if it were true, which i do not believe anyhow, why would you mention it if you were not trying to do the same thing you accused us of? Maybe your the one who should be paying more attention to video games.



anyhow, i can only assume none of you are going to grow up and become nice productive members of pwned, so your opinions will never be respected by anyone other than your silly clan.

[DTF] RiotMonster said at March 19, 2009 at 11:27 pm:

Bahaha.. Ridiculous. I am not even going to waste my time on it anymore..

LCS Furious Dre said at March 19, 2009 at 11:29 pm:

That was a pretty nice response i must say. Even though you clearly skipped over the point in my post where i said OC members dont give a damn about credibility. I have a rather pleasant life outside of the internet. Im not really to worried about what some random pee on named Hey hey chest thinks of me or my clan.



By the way the girl you always back stab started this by the way. Look at the comment we are responding to. This one is clearly your fault.

Hey HEY chest said at March 22, 2009 at 10:33 pm:

you don't think things out before you type them, do you?



"By the way the girl you always back stab started this by the way. Look at the comment we are responding to. This one is clearly your fault."



You were saying SHE "stabbed" me in the back, and this is all a response to HER comment.



/MTV drama now, please.




[DTF]maggotsandriots said at March 15, 2009 at 3:35 pm:

this blog is horrible. (-1 million/10)

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[DTF] FleazZz said at March 15, 2009 at 3:34 pm:

Gotta wonder if either of you even read it.

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OC_Romemac7 said at March 15, 2009 at 2:43 pm:

Romemac agrees 120% also, only in the eyes of 360bot is there great game on the 360. does thats makes it true?? no... only with the power of the cell can we truthfully enjoy 4D graphic n great games as uncharted, MGS4, R&C:tod, H.sword, killzone2, etc...



Play Beyond

OC_Romemac7,,,

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Kickback said at March 15, 2009 at 3:42 pm:

The term is actually 3D, not 4D

Mark 'MarsMan7' Roberts said at March 15, 2009 at 4:12 pm:

Dont mess with him Niall remeber OC_Romemac7: PS3 22 million > 360 24 million

Kickback said at March 15, 2009 at 4:14 pm:

I don't care if your muhammad ali.



i'm hard, bruce lee.

LCS Furious Dre said at March 19, 2009 at 12:45 pm:

kickback whats wrong with you?? I thought you were nominated as the newest member of OC. Then you become a trader in about 2 days. My feelings are hurt man. OC_Kickback was a good look. oh well.


LCS Furious Dre said at March 15, 2009 at 12:31 pm:

That was a great read. Furious agrees 100 percent

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