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WCG Ultimate Gamer...

March 11, 2009 at 9:21 am

[DTF]maggotsandriots

...wow. What a miserable experience. I think the term "ultimate" has been used VERY loosely here. I could not believe how bad these "pros" were at Rock Band. And every single one of them had an excuse as to why... it was just really sad. this show is a trainwreck with nuclear waste poured all over it, and that waste set ablaze with the over-emotional 20-somethings acting like they were 16 and crying at the drop of a hat.
Now, i've heard through the grapevine that sci-fi has been messing with people to get them in a dramatic state or whatever... IT'S A FUCKING REALITY SHOW!!! That's what supposedly brings in the ratings, and should have been expected. That doesn't make up for the fact that the show should've been called WCG People Who Sort of Play Games Once In A While, Then Weep Openly At The Drop Of A Hat.
final score: /wrists/10
avoid.

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Jeff Threat said at March 16, 2009 at 10:28 am:

LMAO! What a crock of fucking shit!

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Fisky said at March 14, 2009 at 11:41 am:

I never could stomach attention whores...and when you mix the "angry nerd" gene with the "L.A.ME! (Look At Me!)" gene, it's a recipe for disaster.

Seriously, I've taken to not watching TV at all anymore because everything has become a collection of cheap-to-produce Reality TV garbage rife with immature assholes (usually in "pretty people" wrappers) having a whinge about how hard their cushy lives are.

I'd have liked to see that WCG Ultimate Gamer show inflict severe physical punishment onto its contestants while berating them with the marine drill-instructor negative reinforcement their parents failed to provide: "Get a real fucking job!" "Grow the fuck up!" and my all-time favorite "You're just not that special."

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Lovebattery said at March 13, 2009 at 11:39 pm:

For the record, I will be DVR-ing this each week but only because Robert/Prod1gy X is totally do-able. That is all.

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[DTF]maggotsandriots said at March 14, 2009 at 11:23 am:

so you're saying we should get oiled up and have sex with him at the same time? what is wrong with you?? and what time?

[DTF] RiotMonster said at March 13, 2009 at 11:09 pm:

DRINKING PARTY FOR EPISODE 2!!!

Let's get fucking smashed! XD

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[DTF]maggotsandriots said at March 14, 2009 at 11:24 am:

fucking fuck yes. i'm off wednesdays... let's do this!!!

Goops said at March 13, 2009 at 7:47 pm:

/facepalm

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[DTF] RiotMonster said at March 12, 2009 at 11:48 pm:

*COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH*

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/RiotMonster/wcg-ultimate-gamer-ep-1-124564.phtml

*COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH*

Miss you Chrisssss :[

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[DTF]maggotsandriots said at March 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm:

missssssssss you to, lady!!! i almost caught you the other day, but you had left... sad face...

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at March 13, 2009 at 1:41 pm:

and also, that is soooo spot-on. i was lollercausting the whole time, but at the same time, i feel sorry for both of us for having watched it...

so, episode 2 drinking party??

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at March 11, 2009 at 5:52 pm:

yeah... be glad if you didn't watch it, and if you did... courage. the next few days will tempt you with thoughts of just ending it all... please don't. unless you're dumb enough to watch episode 2, which i am, and i shall be reporting back right here in this very space. and it won't be pleasant.

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Spera said at March 11, 2009 at 12:30 pm:

"WCG People Who Sort of Play Games" that's exactly what I thought when I saw the trailer packed with casual gaming action.

Ten bucks says the season finale ends with a Wii Boxing match.

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Kickback said at March 11, 2009 at 12:07 pm:

lol @ /wrists/10

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Hey HEY chest said at March 11, 2009 at 11:52 am:

haha yeah i didn't even watch it, looked horrible from the trailer!

but its the general consensus that it SUCKS.

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