so my friend at work is having issues with his PC and was really pissed on the performance of it. So he took the time to write the e-mail below. Read it...marinate on it...and laugh about it....enjoy

"i got another blue screen, actually it was 2 types of blue. i was told the system was fat and the directory was dirty, or something to that effect. i whole thing had frozen up so i ctrl+alt+delete and resarted. that's when my multi blue screen appeared. it was awsome! it took about a good 7 minutes after that to load windows. i stopped using it, the guys are trying their 'tricks' on it, except no one told them that 'tricks' are for kids. before all this e-mail was down, not that that had anything to do with this, but i'm using ivana's machine now cause i just can't deal with my damn pc pos anymore. tomorrow i will bring in my handcuffs and crow bar and have my way with it. it should be a smash. c ya tomorrow!"