Random Junk Number 999
October 6, 2008 at 4:01 pm

So I haven’t made a blog in a while, mostly I’ve been busy with work and too lazy to write, so there’s my explanation. Sorry if you wanted something a little bit more interesting but I live the boring life of a normal American. So anyway, let’s get on with the show shall we?
Here’s that Spore review I promised. Good game but not a great game. It gets a 4/5 from me. I had my most fun with Spore in the stages before Space. Once I hit Space with any of my creations I always got bored and created a new species. Needless to say if there is a Spore Two I hope it focuses more on the tribal and civilization stages. Needless to say Spore got me interested in RTS. I might pick up End War and try it out thanks to Spore. I also might try Halo Wars, even though I’ve never played a Halo game before. Funny how this started out as a short Spore review and ended up talking about Halo and End War.
Wario Land: Shake It, oh how I loathe thee. It’s not that it’s a bad game, it just gets boring. The boss fights are fun and some of the levels are good but over all there is one word to describe it; meh. Sure there’s a bunch of crap you can collect and objectives for each level but if you’ve read my previous blogs you know I’m not that kind of gamer. I don’t really like going back and replaying levels or for that matter replaying games. Once I finish it I’m done (unless it’s got kick ass multiplayer and that only lasts for so long before I grow bored). So in the end Wario Land: Shake it gets a 3/5. I might trade it in, I might not. What do you suggest my readers?
I bought Wii Fit finally and played a few games. It said I was fat…Bastard. Although I do have almost excellent posture. Except of course when sitting but Wii Fit doesn’t know that! Look who’s laughing now game! Hahahahahahaha! Anyway, I mostly bought it for the Balance Board going to trade the game in at GameStop at some point. Can’t believe it called me fat…Bastard.
Excuse me now while I go momentarily insane….YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111one PUNCH-OUT WII BABY! YES! YES! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I assume everyone knows Nintendo is making a new (or is it a remake? Who cares? Not I.) Punch-Out . Little Mac takes his revenge sometime in 09, hell-fucking-hell! I hope Mario is still the referee, if he’s not….There will be