We aren't merely just any clan.. we are THE [FFMAH] Clan.
What does FFMAH stand for? We hear that question every day it seems.. Well.. I COULD tell you but.. I'd have to kill you afterwards.. Not to mention, if you are seriously asking that question, you're a fucking idiot who needs to get spoodged on. We DO have a Clan Page, ya know.
We are Loud. We are Memorable. We are the Rulers of the SB. We are Legion.
There is ATLEAST 2 of us in there at all times. Why? Well.. I can't answer that but uhh.. why the fuck not? We love the site Pwned. We can't get enough of it.. and face it, you can't get enough of us either. ;)
Anyway!! Thanks to Miragel's epic blog about the Regulars in SB.. I decided to go into full detail about the clan FFMAH. Let's look at reality, we are the regulars in SB lol.. and I wanted to give credit to the people who were left out. Which were a significant amount of FFMAH members XD. ALSO!! The beautiful and kick ass Reclaimer helped me write this.. we threw out some ideas on what to put for each members so give her credit too because she is amazing and owns your B-hole. So BLAME THEM for this Blog lol.
[Clan Leader] Tr1gger: Sexy tattoo-clad Tr1gg. He's purely a fucking bad ass. He could probably pwn just about anyone on Pwned[dot]com in any FPS game, not to mention IRL as well. He's also the Pioneer of the EPIC clan that is FFMAH and when he is not in the ShoutBox.. we are all a little dead inside. He even has his own rule in the ShoutBox. "Rule 63. Must <3 Tr1gg" BTW, if I didn't make it clear before.. I'll just say it here: Tr1gg is the Pimp Daddy of Pwned[dot]com and everyone should sex him.
[Clan Leader] MaggotsAndRiots: Not only is he a hottie (Check him out ladies), but his tattoo pwns yours without question. He's surely a gentleman unless he's on the battlefield. He's got a fiery passion for machine-gun drumming Metal and he is NOT full of beans. You are.
[Co-Clan Leader] HondaGamer: He loves booze, games and girls. The perfect candidate to somewhat be running this clan. He's a totally cool guy who you love to find yourself in the ShoutBox with. He's always there to say hi to and always has something interesting to say. Oh btw, he's cute. XP
[Co-Clan Leader] RiotMonster: [Written by TheReclaimer] A dildo-wielding, Pokeball-tossing, Koopa-killing machine whose gaming prowess is matched only by her sex appeal (hawt female Mario much?). A connoisseur of all things gaming, she'll take your ass to school if you give her too much crap. This is one old-school vixen you definitely want to befriend. Got something disgusting/unique/interesting to share? She's seen it. 2395345 times. You don't ask Wikipedia, you ask her. We can hot. We can sexy. We can RiotMonster.
TheReclaimer: Master Cheif's Fuck Buddy and RiotMonster's BFF in FFMAH. This sexy-haired girl is one of a kind and you are LUCKY to chat it up with her in the ShoutBox.. not only is she fucking funny, always interesting and bad ass.. she is totally knowledgable when it comes to games. She knows how to hang with the boys but the girls all can't help but love her too. Chances are, if you are in SB alot, you have talked to her. Queen of Telling Your Ass Off. She's not a bitch though.. just don't say stupid shit and you'll be fine. =]
Jerf: A True FFMAH Member who SHOULD be considered a Leader. You can always find him in the ShoutBox. He loves to be loud and he's very strongly opinionated. He says sexual things that could make even Ron Jeremy blush but all the ladies love him anyway. The majority of the people I have met, love Jerf and his awesome personality.
SuicideCommando: Everyone's favorite FFMAH member. Epic-mohawked, Clit-Devourer Cameron is the PosterBoy of "T3h S3xz" and Angela's Bitch. He can be found fucking the shit out of people in the Shoutbox with his dildo-mohawk and he has great taste in music. Also, you want his hair.
COBHC: Angela aka Sgt. ShavedPussy. Unofficial Queen of FFMAH. Not only is it SEXY OVERLOAD when her and Cameron are together, she is a fuckin kick ass vixen. We all secretly want to fuck her and you're probably stalking her as we speak. She is always spreading love in the Shoutbox that she probably has E-Aids but we love her anyway.. =]
DropKickDog: Reviewerer of Genetalia.. he has the most important job in FFMAH.. cause come on.. who wants to be in a clan with smelly VAJS and cheesy BAWLS? Professional Noob. He has kick ass tattoos and has the second hottest Gamer Guy pic on GameGirl.com [Woo!!] He's like the older brother you always wished you had who had an opinion on everything. If only they really mattered! XP
BlueBear1979: Senior Vice-President of Ruining Your Shit. He is also known as the Fuzzy Wuzzy Guy of Pwned[dot]com. He's super friendly, VERY easy to get along with and his baby is adorable.
Aimster86: The Motherfucking Slayer Goddess.. question her skills? You're going to get your ass pwned. She's an aspiring Pro Gamer and puts Basement Dweller's FPS skills to shame. She to, is one we secretly want to fuck.
Neolink: Like Jerf, he is very strongly opinionated. Everyone wants to break into his house and steal his "@" key from off of his keyboard though. You'll find him in the ShoutBox alot. He's funny as shit and now (thanks to RiotMonster & Goopsie) is very knowledgable on types of Sex Lube. Did I mention he's a total cutie?
Et3rn1ty84: You should be jealous of all the bad ass metal shows he has been to. Residing in PA, he puts all the fags down there to shame with his Guitar Hero skills. He's a SnowBoarder and an Aspiring Rock Star.. what's not to love? He's very down to Earth but will kick your ass if you cross him.
Xx1Bullet1GunxX: That's all he fuckin needs. One bullet + One Gun = You're Pwned. Bullet is easy to talk to, has great taste in movies and games and is hot. He will someday be the creator of the next huge Zombie movie that comes out. All other zombie movies before then are SHIT. His GamerCard shows he must be an Acheivement Whore!! XP
TerranX: The Goat-fucking, English man. Daz is an AWESOME Sci-Fi story writer and a charming, witty guy who always has something intelligent to say. His stories are seriously amazing and I (RiotMonster) can only hope that he writes about me someday. *cough-hint-cough* >=]
Jackal OTD: Proud Puerto Rican. Sweet ass DJ. From the Bronx. Down for anything. Listen to his songs on his page. HardTrance-Lation is the shit. A good asset to FFMAH.
Archie KoRnKid: The biggest KoRn fan on Pwned[dot]com. He's super fucking nice to just about everyone he meets. The girls on Pwned love him for being a great guy. He plays guitar and is the owner of the Pwned Myspace Group.. Woo Archie!!
ExiledOne: Marc simply OWNS!! Although, he is nekkid in his default pic and it drives the gals too crazy and makes the men jealous, he still maintains his cool and usually has and says his random ass thoughts. He's a huge anime fan and will put your knowledge of animes to shame. Show that guy some love!! =]
EvilKimberly: Our newest member of FFMAH but a long-loved member of Pwned[dot]com. Her personality is one-in-a-million and it's hard to hate her.
[TO BE CONTINUED]
We still know we have a shit load to do so don't get your panties in a twist if you aren't mentioned yet, FFMAH Members.. you will be. Hope you've enjoyed so far ^_^