A PWNED.COM GUIDE TO THE SHOUTBOX
If you’re unfamiliar with shout boxes, forums, trolls, or web culture in general you might find this guide to be useful. If you are familiar with the above cultures and terms, you will most likely find this guide to be comical.
For those of you new to this sort of culture there are a few things that you need to be familiar with-
The SB Regulars in Alphabetical order (so as to not piss anyone off)* **
*This list will be edited periodically
** This blog is based entirely on my own personal experiences. All statements should be taken with a grain of salt. Or Several. If you are on this list and would like a statement changed, contact me and we’ll negotiate. I know some of these are blank. It just means I need help filling them in. YOU can help!
Archie KoRnkid – Just a regular guys who loves his music and his video games has a good sense of humor and is a little touched in the head – in a good way. Flame Rating – Low
BlueBear – One of the older members, has a munchkin. Has a big heart. Flame Rating – Low
Clov3r - Goddes of pwning your face. Seriously she's a fragging machine. Flame Rating - pwned
Dropkick Dog – Claims to be King of Pwned.com. Claim is unsubstantiated. This does not make him rock any less. Flame rating - High
Death Temptress – Is awesome. That is all. Flame Rating - Medium
Fellstrike - That sometimes nekkid guy. All heart when he's not fragging or flaming. Catch him when he's chillin in the SB Flame Rating - Varies
G-Nitro - Sometimes harsh, sometimes chill... but always cool. Like smooooooth jazz. Flame Rating - Variable
Hades – Not a regular in the SB, but he sure write s a lot of NARTICLES (have you read the fine news articles Pwned.com produces? If you haven’t take a moment to read them). Also I know him IRL and if I don’t put him in here he’ll kick my ass. :P
Jerf –Enjoys writing about things that might make you blush. Flame rating - Dirty
Maggotsandriots - This man gets credit for being one of the first to say something intelligent and pleasant. This isn't to say he can't flame. He just flames with class. Flame Rating - Medium
Miragel – New to the SB, and wrote this article. Flame Rating – Medium.
MissKitty - She has mad Photoshop skills, and is one of hte sweetest ladies on the SB. She's also a walking pokemon wikipedia Flame Rating - Charzard
Nei1337 - Frequent visitor... some might say... obsessed even! He considers himself one of hte elite gamers of the site (if the name wasn't already a giveaway)Flame Rating - low-medium
N0m4d - Not every competitive gamer is an ass. Nomad's a great example of an amazing competitor. He occasionalyl joins us on the SB Flame Rating - Low
Oni - Is sexing you right now Flame Rating - Sex
OutstandingCoffee – Makes the Rule # 4’s. Flame Rating – Medium.
PinkDragonfly – All Pink, all the time. “I am a shy and quiet person, but gaming and being online breaks that shell for me. (I guess) lol” Flame Rating – Low
RoboThreat – He's a guy, who says hi a lot and then generally goes AFK. Flame Rating Medium
SuicideCommando - AKA "Cam" Friendly, spikey, and filled with a distinct sense of "getsome." Flame rating - moderate
TwatMarauder – Despite the inflammatory name, he’s pretty quiet and reserved, generally an all round pleasant guy. Flame Hiting - Low
Quiglin - Quiet, intelligent, and ready to help! Flame Rating - Low
Violentanddeliscious – One of the high powered, super sexy members of pwned.com. Respect her authority; she has access to the nerfbat. Flame Rating – N/A
Viral Zombie -
XChrom0someXX - One of the most frequent visitors to the SB, Chrom is known for her wit, beauty and ability to lay the smack down. Flame Rating - Medium