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  Guide to the ShoutBox
March 18, 2008 at 2:19 pm


A PWNED.COM GUIDE TO THE SHOUTBOX

If you’re unfamiliar with shout boxes, forums, trolls, or web culture in general you might find this guide to be useful. If you are familiar with the above cultures and terms, you will most likely find this guide to be comical.

For those of you new to this sort of culture there are a few things that you need to be familiar with-

  • If you lack a thick skin, the Shoutbox of internet forums in general may not be the place for you. People are crass, rude, inappropriately honest, and will say things that should never be said.
  • Just because someone acts like an ass and you would like to forcefully insert them into a woodchipper, does not mean they are like that in real life. This is where the term “Internet Courage” comes from.
  • Race, religion, politics, sexual orientation, and every other topic you’re not supposed to talk about in polite company will be covered in here eventually. Try not to get offended, and try not to offend others. This is how flame wars start.
  • Be friendly, don’t be an ass. The shoutbox is made up of veterans, respect them because they can make or break you in the community. If you have something to say, say it. If you want to talk shit to someone, expect to get moved to the trollbox.
  • The Shoutbox is a great way to keep up with the newest games, latest news and is also a fast way to meet some of the core members of Pwened.com. It’s worth a trip just to meet people and engage in discourse with them.

The SB Regulars in Alphabetical order (so as to not piss anyone off)* **

*This list will be edited periodically

** This blog is based entirely on my own personal experiences. All statements should be taken with a grain of salt. Or Several. If you are on this list and would like a statement changed, contact me and we’ll negotiate. I know some of these are blank. It just means I need help filling them in. YOU can help!

Archie KoRnkid – Just a regular guys who loves his music and his video games has a good sense of humor and is a little touched in the head – in a good way. Flame Rating – Low

BlueBear – One of the older members, has a munchkin. Has a big heart. Flame Rating – Low

Church -

Clov3r - Goddes of pwning your face. Seriously she's a fragging machine. Flame Rating - pwned

Dropkick Dog – Claims to be King of Pwned.com. Claim is unsubstantiated. This does not make him rock any less. Flame rating - High

Death Temptress – Is awesome. That is all. Flame Rating - Medium

Fellstrike - That sometimes nekkid guy. All heart when he's not fragging or flaming. Catch him when he's chillin in the SB Flame Rating - Varies

G-Nitro - Sometimes harsh, sometimes chill... but always cool. Like smooooooth jazz. Flame Rating - Variable

Hades – Not a regular in the SB, but he sure write s a lot of NARTICLES (have you read the fine news articles Pwned.com produces? If you haven’t take a moment to read them). Also I know him IRL and if I don’t put him in here he’ll kick my ass. :P

Jerf –Enjoys writing about things that might make you blush. Flame rating - Dirty

Maggotsandriots - This man gets credit for being one of the first to say something intelligent and pleasant. This isn't to say he can't flame. He just flames with class. Flame Rating - Medium

Miragel – New to the SB, and wrote this article. Flame Rating – Medium.

MissKitty - She has mad Photoshop skills, and is one of hte sweetest ladies on the SB. She's also a walking pokemon wikipedia Flame Rating - Charzard

Nei1337 - Frequent visitor... some might say... obsessed even! He considers himself one of hte elite gamers of the site (if the name wasn't already a giveaway)Flame Rating - low-medium

N0m4d - Not every competitive gamer is an ass. Nomad's a great example of an amazing competitor. He occasionalyl joins us on the SB Flame Rating - Low

Oni - Is sexing you right now Flame Rating - Sex

OutstandingCoffee – Makes the Rule # 4’s. Flame Rating – Medium.

PinkDragonfly – All Pink, all the time. “I am a shy and quiet person, but gaming and being online breaks that shell for me. (I guess) lol” Flame Rating – Low

RoboThreat – He's a guy, who says hi a lot and then generally goes AFK. Flame Rating Medium

SuicideCommando - AKA "Cam" Friendly, spikey, and filled with a distinct sense of "getsome." Flame rating - moderate

TwatMarauder – Despite the inflammatory name, he’s pretty quiet and reserved, generally an all round pleasant guy. Flame Hiting - Low

Quiglin - Quiet, intelligent, and ready to help! Flame Rating - Low

Violentanddeliscious – One of the high powered, super sexy members of pwned.com. Respect her authority; she has access to the nerfbat. Flame Rating – N/A

Viral Zombie -

XChrom0someXX - One of the most frequent visitors to the SB, Chrom is known for her wit, beauty and ability to lay the smack down. Flame Rating - Medium




Games In This Glog

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Sticky said at April 9, 2008 at 7:53 pm:

I must say, I feel rather left out.

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HondaGamer said at March 26, 2008 at 8:24 am:

Im in the SB more than half of theese people????? I guess its just at different times...lol...love the blog :)

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►Emazing◄ said at March 22, 2008 at 3:02 pm:

I will presume that my omission is a direct result of being too awesome for the list.

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[DTF] FleazZz said at March 20, 2008 at 5:16 pm:

U forgot Ronnie in the frequent veterans

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[DTF] RiotMonster said at March 20, 2008 at 5:52 am:

lol perverted conversations galore ofcourse!! Thanks Clov3r lol.. such a sweety <333


Don't forget The Reclaimer.. another awesome regular ^___^

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Clov3r said at March 20, 2008 at 1:48 am:

Wow I feel so honored!! hahaha. My flame rating = pwned. Meaning talk shit and I'll pwn ur face!!





for Rio and goops:








Riot: Queen of oldschool gaming, this little mamamia will smuther you with love and perverted conversations.


flame rating - low





Goops:The unofficial queen of FFMAH, the shoutbox will always be on a naughty topic as long as she's around. Is it her good lucks or perverted nature? The world may never know.





<3


flame rating - medium

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Goops said at March 19, 2008 at 5:42 pm:

does goopsie count?! i wanna feel special. /bashful

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Sticky said at March 19, 2008 at 5:22 pm:

Aww....what about me? :p

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Kickback said at March 19, 2008 at 3:32 pm:

That seems rather accurate :P Navie you should go on same time as me because I live in UK too (although I am british lol)





New people should read this lol

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Miragel said at March 19, 2008 at 11:34 am:

A huge thanks to everyone for their imput and reminders. I should get a chance to update it today.

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duffman said at March 18, 2008 at 10:05 pm:

reclaimer you couldnt force me out. i mean its impossible to force me out since all the original members have me on ignore. also frag dominant cheats.

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tenza said at March 18, 2008 at 9:56 pm:

haha "internet courage" <3

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Death Temptress said at March 18, 2008 at 9:40 pm:

< 3 you mira love dis i give it deh bump

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(il2)seibzen said at March 18, 2008 at 9:14 pm:

Awesome


/bump

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duffman said at March 18, 2008 at 9:12 pm:

surprised i dont see spunky. i havent been in there for a long time since people who live in there were generally were suffering from malnutrition as babies causing them to lack basic brain functions.





everyone knows its mine and carzy's box and we are lending it to you and can/will take it back when we please

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[FFMAH] OutstandingCoffee said at March 18, 2008 at 8:21 pm:

What is the difference between moderate and medium in terms of flame rating?

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Dropkick Dog said at March 18, 2008 at 8:15 pm:

You should do one on FFMAH just as a whole, cause we are always on there.

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[DTF] RiotMonster said at March 18, 2008 at 6:49 pm:

Awww what the hell.. I am in the SB every day.. and for atleast an hour at a time =(


Other than that though.. I totally love this guide.. you've got everyone perfectly so far lol

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Brian / Quiglin said at March 18, 2008 at 5:09 pm:

This blog is pure, unadulterated win.

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[DTF]maggotsandriots said at March 18, 2008 at 4:47 pm:

that is quite awesome, mira. straight love all around!

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G-Nitro said at March 18, 2008 at 4:40 pm:

hahaha, always smooth like Jazz, it's just how I am. w00t

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Nei1337 said at March 18, 2008 at 4:13 pm:

loll sort it out lass..... sort it out

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Miragel said at March 18, 2008 at 4:07 pm:

Its true Neil, you're right I'll be sure to add you in there. My apologies for the mistake!


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pwned (mod-ular) said at March 18, 2008 at 3:21 pm:

hahaha we need to keep this going

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bluebear1979 said at March 18, 2008 at 3:02 pm:

lol great guide :)

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Nei1337 said at March 18, 2008 at 2:45 pm:

=O wtf im in the SB more than like EVERYONE yet im not a regular.... shocking

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Hades said at March 18, 2008 at 2:30 pm:

Very very true Mir. :) Ass kicking is now on hold. :)

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Xchrom0someXX said at March 18, 2008 at 2:24 pm:

dont forget me!!! I am on the sb everyday since private beta :P. I'm staff too, but it doesnt say on the pg yet. :/

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Dropkick Dog said at March 18, 2008 at 2:23 pm:

hahahaha /love

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