http://pwned.com/Jakut/blogs/ Pwned.com - Jakut's Blog Feed en-us http://pwned.com/showblog/3157/Jakut/The-story-of-Ghost-Cat/ nbsp; You probably already heard stories about things that go bunk in the night, unexplainable things that usually cause concern among the believing folk, stories that send a chill down your spine. Well, this is one of those stories. How should i begin, let's just start with a simple: I was bored one day and decided to round up some people to go do what the russians do (the non-mafia and killing thing). So i called a couple of boys and girls and to my joy, one of them had a free apartment. So we bought all the stuff and rushed there. The ap was located on the top floor so it was a 5 story hike. On the top floor, we noticed a cat sitting on the neighbour's welcoming carpet. Some of us decided to pet the cat, it was quite a nice and friendly feline. When we decided to finally open the door, the cat wooshed like a rocket and ran into the apartment. We decided to catch the critter and kick h http://pwned.com/showblog/3157/Jakut/The-story-of-Ghost-Cat/ http://pwned.com/showblog/3001/Jakut/Old-People-and-pidgeons/ nbsp;nbsp; Like most people, you have probably noticed a dark shadow sitting on a bench and throwing around either seeds or bread, those dark figures that walk at a snail pace and usually hog all the seats in the public transport. The shadow menace, better known as old people. Constantly having nothing better to do than feed the pidgeons. Seriously, there's enough of a pidgeon infestation as it is, they spread diseases, poop everywhere and don't taste that good :( Those little bombardiers that target our children and give people like Gorbachov a bad reputation. My extensive research that has been compiled through decades (not really, pretty much only this morning gt;_gt;), I've deducted that this is all part of a grand scheme to take control of planet Earth. Soon there will be enough feathered fiends to take out 1/2 of our population, we need to act fast. The only way that we can stop th http://pwned.com/showblog/3001/Jakut/Old-People-and-pidgeons/ http://pwned.com/showblog/759/Jakut/Stop-mauling-foreign-languages-/ Since the day the primates started to use sign language to communicate, we have tried to learn better ways to communicate and express ourselves. The pinnacle of that aspiration was todays language. And guess what? We didn't develop our damn vocal cords for thousands of years just to say crap like "NIHAO ^_^" or adding "Kawaii" to every sentence we use. How many times have you met some delusional bastard that thought he was a ninja and chanted japanese stuff that he most probably didn't even understand? Or people saying "arrigato" instead of a plain ol' thank you. The main reason for that is the popularity of animes and japanese movies. If you are not of the asian nature or do not intend to broaden your eastern vocabulary, don't fucking use those words. Not only is it degrading to the people of the East, but it also makes you look semi-retarded. Different languages require different voic http://pwned.com/showblog/759/Jakut/Stop-mauling-foreign-languages-/ http://pwned.com/showblog/584/Jakut/The-biggest-stalker-in-the-history-of-mankind-/ You have heard stories on the news, internet or just street gossip, stories about obsessed people who just cant get the hint, people who keep watching your every move. Yes, i'm talking about stalkers. In our modern day and age people can't hide from their feelings and sometimes go over-the-top with them. Well after such a serious introduction you'd expect some shocking news, well for some of you, it will be. Have your parents ever told you about a fat bearded man who knows when you're asleep or are awake, who knows all the bad or good thing's you've done? The person who supposedly brings "gifts and joy" every year, in his red suit and his many reindeers. Yes, i'm talking about non other than ol'Saint Nick. Just think about it, most of the other stalkers are put to justice or at least thought down upon, yet we celebrate his round trips with glee and happiness, but all he does all ye http://pwned.com/showblog/584/Jakut/The-biggest-stalker-in-the-history-of-mankind-/ http://pwned.com/showblog/493/Jakut/Old-people-and-riding-the-bus-/ Here in Estonia, there are a lot of old people and i do mean a damn lot. 80% of all people that you'll see during the day are probably gonna be old people. You look at them and start thinking sorry for them, because cmon, they can barely walk and cough and shiver a lot. But when it comes to bus rides, you better stay away from them. Almost with herculine strength the old ladies will push you away just to get a seat and that's not all, even when you want to get off the bus, like a rabbid bear trying to maul it's innocent victim, the beast that is a grandma, will push you aside just to get out. Claustrophobia comes in mind, or just plain old rust in the head -_- So bear in mind if you see a poor old lady at the bus stop, that she will mash your head in just to get on and she will scream at you with foam coming from her mouth if you should even the slightest bit of resistance. P.S. http://pwned.com/showblog/493/Jakut/Old-people-and-riding-the-bus-/