Posted by Queens of the Pwn Age on 04/29/2008 3:00am

Mood: dishevelled

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I know what you were all thinking whilst you were watching our Mario Kart Wii review. What you were all thinking whilst we threatened to kill the four year old baby Peach and whilst we panned the wii wheel control system (for the second time :P ) and ladies and gentlemen I agree! You are absolutely right! I am ashamed.

Posted by Queens of the Pwn Age on 04/20/2008 3:33pm

Mood: Speedy

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That's righty folks, Issue 22 is up and ready for your loving eyes.This week the lads review Mario Kart Wii in another Video Review, before both the lads diverge to view the world of gaming from different angles. Sean talks Haulage and Space Pirates in EVE Online while Kenny asks that fateful question "Why can't I have hair like Cloud Strife?"All this and our usual news, reviews and general gaming guff, plus an unhealthy amount of info on the forthcoming Metal Gear Solid 4.Come on and have a ga...

Posted by Queens of the Pwn Age on 03/23/2008 6:42pm

Mood: Eastery

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Thats right pwns and pwnettes, Issue 18 is up now. This week Kenny reviews Metroid Prime Corruption on the Wii, and Seanron casts his unforgiving gaze over Shadow The Hedgehog in our Retro-review. Plus all our usual gaming guff, plus a shoutout to some of our wonderful friends :) c'mon and check it out - www.myspace.com/qotpa

Posted by Queens of the Pwn Age on 03/16/2008 4:52pm

Mood: Rocking!

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Hi guys, new issue is up on www.myspace.com/qotpa :)

Posted by Queens of the Pwn Age on 03/11/2008 7:50pm

Mood: Genuinely Thankful!

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Hi peeps, today we hit 300 friends on our MySpace. Not a major acheivement in the great scheme of things, but a major achievement for us :) so to thank you all we have produced a new video (which is on our Pwned Page and also our MySpace). If you are not one of our first 300, then thats cool too, come have a gander and join the party @ www.myspace.com/qotpa ;)   Sean & Kenny - QOTPA

Posted by Queens of the Pwn Age on 03/11/2008 5:16am

Mood: Sexy yet disgruntled!

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Eegad! What’s that? Are the mighty QOTPA getting at G4 my beloved TV station/ridiculous feud starter/popularity contest (delete as applicable). Well YES dammit, and not just G4, but all the current ridiculous notions of TV and interweb gaming conventions “But Sean!” I hear you cry (or type…man you must have one fucking huge Keyboard if I can hear the keys in at my desk…unless you’re actually behind me…oh shit!) “Why would you slag the lovely G4 when it has done so much for me?” What has i...

Posted by Queens of the Pwn Age on 03/08/2008 7:01pm

Mood: Agregious

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Thats right folks, our new Issue will be available for viewing from this Monday, plus our new video is on both the new issue AND atually on our Pwned.com profile itself :) come and have a look @ www.myspace.com/qotpa   Sean & Kenny - QOTPA

Posted by Queens of the Pwn Age on 03/05/2008 6:57pm

Mood: Vengeful like a sack of cocks!

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Many of you will know EA as a games publisher, releasing many games that are exceedingly popular. These range from The EA Sports series (designed mainly for lads and laddettes) to the ever-popular Sims series (designed for retards and people who find interior design interesting) but many of you may not be familiar with EA's internal workings, and the disdain that it treats we (gamers) with. Come closer and I shall show you. No, closer. A little closer…too close! Mr Trip Hawkins or...

Posted by Queens of the Pwn Age on 03/05/2008 6:54pm

Mood: Noobish

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Hello folks, Seanron here, back again to vent lyrical about whatever I can think of in order to occupy space (my most marketable and best skill in my opinion). But what I really wanna vent about is something that Online gamers will have had an encounter with, someone who scrapes at my core like some giant Apple-coring device (or some Haitian with crazy mind wipe powers). I speak of course of the highest irritant of online shooting; I speak of course of NOOBS. Not just any noobs either, yo...

Posted by Queens of the Pwn Age on 02/20/2008 11:57pm

Mood: I have no mood

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Hi Pwned.com, the queens of the Pwn age make their home at Myspace.com/qotpa, so to see all our reviews, views and gaming guff, check us ut there ^^