I'm not here right now because I'm too busy outside living it up, unlike my pussy-whipped brother who's too busy throwing his life away for Emily. Beep.

Ok guys, spread the word.

Viva la Cake!

Why do I never want to go to sleep?

i love me them, dethstiks!!!!!!

I heard it involves placing a toilet paper tube up there and letting a hamster crawl in....then pull out the tube, leaving the hamster in there......

Toma chocolate y paga lo que debes.

yea but it really wasnt chicken

I faked it



“Life is like a video game. There is always that one final riddle, that one final boss to beat and then you get your happy ending. But in order to finish that riddle you have to clear your mind and start over fresh, and in order to beat that boss you sometimes have to fight until you are strong enough. But if you give up on the game then you never will know what that happy ending is.”
- Queen of Nintendo

maybe, maybe not

YES! Hades Rules!

:)


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics