This is gonna be as much of a fight between Mike Tyson and Fred Savage



“Life is like a video game. There is always that one final riddle, that one final boss to beat and then you get your happy ending. But in order to finish that riddle you have to clear your mind and start over fresh, and in order to beat that boss you sometimes have to fight until you are strong enough. But if you give up on the game then you never will know what that happy ending is.”
- Queen of Nintendo

Don't make me Force Choke a bitch...


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

You sure know how to show a lady a good time



“Life is like a video game. There is always that one final riddle, that one final boss to beat and then you get your happy ending. But in order to finish that riddle you have to clear your mind and start over fresh, and in order to beat that boss you sometimes have to fight until you are strong enough. But if you give up on the game then you never will know what that happy ending is.”
- Queen of Nintendo

Don't use tampons, Air Dry...


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

o_O

Pardon me, that was a solid fart

I dont understand what you're saying... i have Dain Bramage

When all else fails, stop.................................Hammah time!



“Life is like a video game. There is always that one final riddle, that one final boss to beat and then you get your happy ending. But in order to finish that riddle you have to clear your mind and start over fresh, and in order to beat that boss you sometimes have to fight until you are strong enough. But if you give up on the game then you never will know what that happy ending is.”
- Queen of Nintendo

Thank you all for coming to my show


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

The question is not, is the glass half full or half empty? The question is, where the hell did half my drink go?

Life is but a lingering death.