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[Lemon] Pixxel
Precisely.
Or 28 Weeks Later.
You've got to watch out for that sort of thing.
Jun 20, 2008, 1:40:18PM
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Hades
Oops, yea my bad on that. 28 Weeks.

Never suffer a Zombie to live.

Hades
"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
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Jun 20, 2008, 1:41:52PM
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[Lemon] Pixxel
No matter how cute it is.
Even if it was a young girl-child and retains some of it's mental functioning abilities (i.e. stalking or manipulating in any way, versus all-out charging/attacking), do not try to chain it down.
Do not look for an antidote.
Do not feel sympathy.
Just blow the thing's adorable brains out.
Jun 20, 2008, 1:45:57PM
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Hades
Never ignore the surroundings you have.

Hades
"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
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Jun 20, 2008, 1:52:10PM
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[Lemon] Pixxel
When in hiding with the rest of your human party, never get so scared that you freak out and run out of your hiding spot to try to get away from the approaching zombies.
They'll get you every time.
Jun 20, 2008, 1:54:12PM
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Hades
Never try to outrun the Zombies, stay one step ahead. Bide your time.

Hades
"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
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Jun 20, 2008, 1:55:51PM
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[Lemon] Pixxel
Never try to give a zombie a hug, even if it was previously your mother.
Jun 20, 2008, 1:58:26PM
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Hades
Never argue over who gets to kill the zombie. It's a zombie it is your duty to kill it no questions asked.

Hades
"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
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Jun 20, 2008, 1:59:46PM
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[Lemon] Pixxel
Never drop your glasses and then fumble blindly on the ground for them if you're being chased.
Jun 20, 2008, 2:02:16PM
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Never run into a black room without a light

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Jun 20, 2008, 2:04:41PM
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