i just found a great defense againts zombies, CORN NUTS, it turns out they are allergic to salt. cool huh?

Can't beat 'em, might as well join them. That is a good defense right?


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

the best defense is call the ghostbusters (weird right?)

If you are not in the killing mood, you can always remove their teeth and finger nails. That will keep them form actually eating you.


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

BUY SOME VEGETABLE PERFUMES, ZOMBIES ARE NOT VEGETARIANS.

SZ you obviously have not met Tofu the Vegan Zombie


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

he died choking on a piece of carrot.

Good thing he is a zombie and doesn't need to breath.


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

It was a big carrot, and it had a lot of gersm, he didnt washed properly.

Hmm, so poisoned flesh can kill a normal zombie.


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics