Love does not come to those who sit idle and wait. If, indeed, you have come here looking for such things, I applaud you for your bravery... even if misguided. If, however, you have come here for diabolical, devilish trolling. For nothing more than a satirical farce, then I would remind you of the tale of the boy who cried wolf.
Have we learned nothing from the romances of the past? The purpose of the Romance was to glorify the adventures and quests that led to or that occured as a result of love. About the trials and tribulations of finding and maintaining love. Do not cheapen this most noble of pursuits for the sake of comedy!
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"Charm is a woman's strength, just as strength is a man's charm." - Havelock Ellis, when asked whether charisma was a dump stat.
Actually I'm going to redact any previous statements that I made on this thread..
I am now going to concentrate all my efforts from gaming to getting laid. I wanna be pro at getting laid. Yes, new goal in life. A Pro at Sex.
pffahahahahaaha
Mate you need to live in Australia, (semi-)country Australia no less. The women are smarter and incredibly willing to fuck any funny bastard who can not only dress relatively well but actually read a book cover to cover that doesn't have pictures of tits. You're spoilt for choice.
...And now I now live in the city of Melbourne. Whilst a brilliant metropolis, I still haven't found an attractive (available) girl who can understand words with more than 3 syllables. With luck when I find her she'll also have a love of pwning n00bs, but I'm not holding my breath.
Life can be so cruel. Thus I come home from a long day and CoD4 myself to sleep.