"Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex, but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job."



“Life is like a video game. There is always that one final riddle, that one final boss to beat and then you get your happy ending. But in order to finish that riddle you have to clear your mind and start over fresh, and in order to beat that boss you sometimes have to fight until you are strong enough. But if you give up on the game then you never will know what that happy ending is.”
- Queen of Nintendo

"We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep with mine."


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

hilarious topic but alas i am but too young to have watched it from start to finish.

"The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep."
Hehheh, no end to his prophecies.



“Life is like a video game. There is always that one final riddle, that one final boss to beat and then you get your happy ending. But in order to finish that riddle you have to clear your mind and start over fresh, and in order to beat that boss you sometimes have to fight until you are strong enough. But if you give up on the game then you never will know what that happy ending is.”
- Queen of Nintendo

hilarious topic but alas i am but too young to have watched it from start to finish.

http://www.amazon.com/Bundyisms-Wisdom-Americas-Last-Family/dp/1572972513
This is a good start without sitting and watching this great show.


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

Marcy: Gee Al nice to see you down on all fours, like your forefathers. Next perhaps you can say 'me no understand wheel thing, wanna buy some shoes?'.

Al: Well, it looks like something to come from the kernel alright, but the legs are picked clean and I don't see any breasts.

The relationship between Al and Marcy is priceless.


Live for life, free your mind, we'll survive, let love unlock the door.

Bud: Hey, they're hosting a talent show contest.
Peggy: Yeah, and the first prize is 500 dollars.
Bud: Why don't we enter?
Al: Because we don't have any talent.
Kelly: Dad, what are you talking about? Bud does a solo act every night. Of course, he hasn't gotten an award for it since the Cub Scouts.


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

"Ah take my advice buddy. You probably got a lot of women pressuring you to marry them but uh, don't do it. Marriage leads to everything bad in life, work, kids...Habib shirts, you understand what I mean?"


Live for life, free your mind, we'll survive, let love unlock the door.

The Polk High Song

Oh, Polk you're the best of all the schools,
For you will always share.
By day we learn to read and write,
By night our team will fight, fight, fight.
No matter where we are,
We'll always give a "ra"
For P-O-L-K, P-O-L-K, Polk, Polk, Polk.


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

Al to Mrs. De Groot: "So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born?
Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you.
I'll never play football like I thought I would, I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman, and I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be, are still out there, being what we don't wanna be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun to my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!"


Live for life, free your mind, we'll survive, let love unlock the door.