"Son, always remember the Bundy Credo.
Lie when your wife is waking,
Lie when your belly is aching,
Lie when you know she's faking."


Live for life, free your mind, we'll survive, let love unlock the door.

"Son, always remember the Bundy Credo.
Lie when your wife is waking,
Lie when your belly is aching,
Lie when you know she's faking."

So very true... :)


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

Favorite line
Fat Chicks: "Two four six eight.. don't make fun of our weight"
Al: "One two three four.. You're gonna fall through the floor!"


"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
- Isaac Asimov

Fat Chicks: "Two four six eight.. don't make fun of our weight"
Al: "One two three four.. You're gonna fall through the floor!"

Damn I need to start remembering some of these good quotes. I watch it like everyday on lunch break and always forget the good ones when it comes time to post.


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

"When the brain has more alcohol than plasma they're all tough letters!"


Live for life, free your mind, we'll survive, let love unlock the door.

"Peg, could you get that? It's probably the 'Homeless? It could be worse!' Tour."


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

Al: Where a buck's enough to see their stuff.

Guys: At the nudie bar!

Jefferson: Where the breasts may be fake, but man do they shake.

Guys: At the nudie bar!

Bob Rooney: Where you swear like a sailor and wish you could nail 'er.

Guys: At the nudie bar!

Al: Where there's a cop at the door and a Kennedy on the floor.

Guys: At the nudie bar!


Live for life, free your mind, we'll survive, let love unlock the door.

Who's that riding into the sun.
Who's the man with the itchy gun.
Who's the man who kills for fun!
Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad!
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

The only reason I wanted to go to college, was to experience one good panty raid and now you are going to do that for me son, but son, heed your fathers advice.
Stay away from the big panties, go for the little ones, because you don't want a girl who wears big underpants.
Cause a girl who wears big underpants, has big stuff under her pants.


Live for life, free your mind, we'll survive, let love unlock the door.

Al's Top-Ten list for Marcy:
10. Wear traditional Islamic garb covering all but the eyes.
9. Feather removing electrolysis.
8. Ski mask.
7. Sew up holes in ski mask.
6. Hire attractive woman to stand in front of you at all times.
5. Beak job.
4. Put paper bag over ski mask.
3. Shave head, tattoo Cindy Crawford's face on back of head, and learn to walk backwards.
2. Poke out eyes of every man on Earth.
1. Get President to make every day Halloween.


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics