Haha, no end to this man's quick on-the-spot witty remarks.

Peg: "If you're gonna come in could you shut the door?"

Al: "If you're gonna live here could you shut your mouth?"

Peg: "You haven't been very nice to my family."

Al: "Neither has nature, go bother it!!!"



“Life is like a video game. There is always that one final riddle, that one final boss to beat and then you get your happy ending. But in order to finish that riddle you have to clear your mind and start over fresh, and in order to beat that boss you sometimes have to fight until you are strong enough. But if you give up on the game then you never will know what that happy ending is.”
- Queen of Nintendo

Every time I hear another one I always space out what it was. I need a better memory for these things.


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

Al: Isn't there anyone who knows anything about women?

Al's father: Not a one. Look kid, no one really understands anything about women and nobody ever will, but the one thing we know, they're the single greatest problem facing the world today.


Live for life, free your mind, we'll survive, let love unlock the door.

Al: Isn't there anyone who knows anything about women?

Al's father: Not a one. Look kid, no one really understands anything about women and nobody ever will, but the one thing we know, they're the single greatest problem facing the world today.

I used to love that show...so many great lines



The wait can only make us stronger...

Al: Isn't there anyone who knows anything about women?

Al's father: Not a one. Look kid, no one really understands anything about women and nobody ever will, but the one thing we know, they're the single greatest problem facing the world today.

Ain't it the truth...Ain't it the truth


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

Al: Isn't there anyone who knows anything about women?

Al's father: Not a one. Look kid, no one really understands anything about women and nobody ever will, but the one thing we know, they're the single greatest problem facing the world today.

Ain't it the truth...Ain't it the truth

the funny thing is that even though I am a woman, I agree with a lot of these things



The wait can only make us stronger...

the funny thing is that even though I am a woman, I agree with a lot of these things

LOL So we have it somewhat right.


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

I used to love that show...so many great lines

I hope your love for it is still burning brightly to sign this for not only myself, but the whole world who love Al.

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Marriedwithchildren

As the great man himself would say "Where the beer gives you gas but the Bundy's kick ass" ;)


Live for life, free your mind, we'll survive, let love unlock the door.

I used to love that show...so many great lines

I hope your love for it is still burning brightly to sign this for not only myself, but the whole world who love Al.

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Marriedwithchildren

As the great man himself would say "Where the beer gives you gas but the Bundy's kick ass" ;)

Signed! Done and done!

"Let's rock."



“Life is like a video game. There is always that one final riddle, that one final boss to beat and then you get your happy ending. But in order to finish that riddle you have to clear your mind and start over fresh, and in order to beat that boss you sometimes have to fight until you are strong enough. But if you give up on the game then you never will know what that happy ending is.”
- Queen of Nintendo

I hope your love for it is still burning brightly to sign this for not only myself, but the whole world who love Al.

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Marriedwithchildren

ZOMGs awesome and signed.


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics