Leader among man, Al Bundy.


Share his philosophy with each other.

"Pretty women sell good products, ugly women sell...tennis rackets.
Pretty women cars, ugly women mini vans.
Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us DRINK BEER."


Live for life, free your mind, we'll survive, let love unlock the door.

Haha, this man is epic!

I forgot which episode I heard this from, but it's definitely worth sharing with any person that shares his customs.

Al Bundy's Nine Commandments


1. It is OK to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes snack trays

2. It is wrong to be French

3. It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder

4. Lawyers, see rule three

5. It is OK to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes

6. Everyone should car pool except me

7. Bring back the word stewardesses

8. Synchronized swimming is not a sport

9. Mud wrestling is a sport



“Life is like a video game. There is always that one final riddle, that one final boss to beat and then you get your happy ending. But in order to finish that riddle you have to clear your mind and start over fresh, and in order to beat that boss you sometimes have to fight until you are strong enough. But if you give up on the game then you never will know what that happy ending is.”
- Queen of Nintendo

Alright, now were talking, i recently bought season 1-8 on ebay, i used to watch this show when i was a damn kid (influences by my older brother). nice one JX


¨Oh mighty one in the heavens who created the mountains,the seas and beer...

Sing it with me!

"Who's that riding into the sun.
Who's the man with the itchy gun.
Who's the man who kills for fun!

Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad!

He's quick with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!"




“Life is like a video game. There is always that one final riddle, that one final boss to beat and then you get your happy ending. But in order to finish that riddle you have to clear your mind and start over fresh, and in order to beat that boss you sometimes have to fight until you are strong enough. But if you give up on the game then you never will know what that happy ending is.”
- Queen of Nintendo

Everybody!

"Old MacBundy had a farm
B-U-N-D-Y
And on this farm there was no wife
B-U-N-D-Y

And no wife here and no kids there
With a hooker coming over on Friday night
With big luscious of hooters and a pizza and a beer there

Old MacBundy had a farm
B-U-N-D-Y"


Live for life, free your mind, we'll survive, let love unlock the door.

LOL this is a friggin awesome topic.

Now I have to go make a N.O.M.A.M shirt on my site now.


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

Envy me. That's my wife.Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes.

i´m born and bred to be a shoeman.

So I tried and they said that the N.O.M.A.M. thing is Trademarked and I can't have it on my store. /sigh


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

Hades, did you give them this type of statement?

"I'M TAKING THIS TO WHOEVER REGULATES YOU PEOPLE! WHO IS THAT BY THE WAY? 'ABSOLUTELY... NO ONE'? WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER? '1-800-BITE ME'..."



“Life is like a video game. There is always that one final riddle, that one final boss to beat and then you get your happy ending. But in order to finish that riddle you have to clear your mind and start over fresh, and in order to beat that boss you sometimes have to fight until you are strong enough. But if you give up on the game then you never will know what that happy ending is.”
- Queen of Nintendo

Hades, did you give them this type of statement?

"I'M TAKING THIS TO WHOEVER REGULATES YOU PEOPLE! WHO IS THAT BY THE WAY? 'ABSOLUTELY... NO ONE'? WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER? '1-800-BITE ME'..."

LOL I totally should have. Damn my brain today.


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics