I wish...*GAME*

by **Kickback** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:27 pm

Granted, but it turns out to be another re-release of A Link To The Past

I wish for the ability to force women to do what they are told to do.

by **Hades** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:48 am

Granted, but their guys slowly torture you right after

I wish for hydration

by **Scarecrow_Zero** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:09 pm

granted, but it wont last too long, and it will be your last

i wish for a meatballs subway, with parmessean cheese

by **HondaGamer** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:12 am

Granted, but the meat balls turn out to be Mountain Oysters and the parmesean cheese is actually dead skin flakes.

I wish I had the ability to move stuff with my mind.

by **Hades** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:15 pm

Granted, but it only happens when you don\'t want it to work.

I want more non-fail

by **NeoVidar** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:42 am

Granted, but you find out the Fail free is made with MSG.

I wish we had banana powered cars.

by **Hades** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:26 am

Granted, but it gets 1 mile per 300 bananas

I wish things were wrong.

by **HondaGamer** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:14 am

Granted but it ends up being everything that you and only you do is wrong

I wish I couldnt get hangovers

by **NeoVidar** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:41 pm

Granted, but all the alcohol you drink turns into bees. Angry bees.

I wish it rained ice cream.

by **g4m3rg1rl** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:29 pm

Granted, but the ice cream melts on the ground because it's too hot outside.

I wish I knew what to wish for.