Jan 11, 2008, 10:22:56PM, Banned

I had hoped that this site would yield a somewhat intelligent, meaning full discussion (or lack there of) of video games. However, it has become apparent to me, and hopefully to many other who looked to this site with hope, that this is not possible.

Endless discussion in the Shoutbox regrading such subjects as "two girls, one cup", "tub girl", and in general male users fighting for the attention of the 'female' users has lead me to the conclusion that this site will fail. It will fail not because of it's own merits, or of an ill planned design, but of it's users, and by it's users it will inevitably fail.

It's unfortunate that such a well birthed idea could turn out so poorly. Attention whoring, superfluous subjects and assholes have been, and will continue to be, the downfall of pwned.com.

Goodbye all, as pwned has banned the nuggets. No longer shall you be able to dip the sweet processed chicken into the proverbial abyss of bbq sauce. I wish you god speed, and less tub girl.

-I love chicken nuggets

P.S.-I love you too.

Jan 1, 2008, 4:16:16PM, 1st user forum test

I have to go with Mega Man on this one. He is a Man, but he is also Mega in many ways. If solid snake was MEGA solid snake then...he would win. But as it stands, Mega Man is really the only Mega character I can think of.

Dec 15, 2007, 12:34:53PM, Tacostacostacostacostacostacostacostacostacostacostacostacostacostacos

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Dec 15, 2007, 12:29:30PM, Hey guys whats going on in this tread?

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Dec 15, 2007, 12:21:22PM, Hey guys whats going on in this tread?

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.



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