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For the week of 23 June 2008 Pwndicate  Transitive verb: pwndicated; pwndicating 1: to devote to the use and renown of Pwned.com, specifically to set apart Pwned.com offerings from other gaming communities' with significant distances of travel. 2. a. To set something apart for use with Pwned.com exclusively. b. To commit to selfless acts and deeds on behalf of Pwned.com. 3: to inscribe or address by way Pwned.com 4: to open to use to Pwned.com members. Pwndicator: noun Is it just me, or was Jared hugely pwndicated during his interview? Hershel is pwndicating all of his Kansas City tournament play to plug Pwned! Origin: A good, catchy instance of this individual's penchant to tack "pwnd" as the prefix to many existing words. In most cases to plug mention of Pwned.com/logout/. |
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For the week of 16 June 2008 V'ing  : Veronica plugging Veronica plugging  Noun 1. An instance of plugging any media related to Veronica Belmont. 2. To engage in posting plugs of Veronica Belmont in a shameless fashion at least semi-frequently. Verb: V'inging, V'ings, V'inged 1. To be plugging Veronica Belmont actively. It seems that Maurk only V'ings when he is expressing lude mental images. :/ Didn't you know? Niall drops a V'ing every once in a great while as a pretense to take a jab at that Ryan Block. lol Oh well, today had another V'ing from George yet again. Origin: From the semi-obnoxious, sometimes humorous, predisposition of this individual to plug mention of Veronica Belmont. In these instances it usually has a viral effect with willingness to discuss Veronica related topics in other people. When it was a natural candidate for contraction due to a cumbersome compound phrasing, it became shortened. From the practise of promoting Veronica Belmont related items. "Plugging" from the Merriam-Webster defined use of the verb "Plug": "3. to advertise or publicize insistently". |
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For the week of 09 June 2008 Gong  intransitive verb Informal 1. a. To set about the act of "going" half-assedly. Distinct from actually going. b. To plan to "go" without expectation of success. I'm planning on gong to mail it around the time this week's Tekzilla is posted. I'm gong to the station; but hell, Jill can get a taxi if it comes down to it. I'm supposed to be at the expo center tomorrow, mainly covering the first party showcases, but meh, I'll be gong to the Epic Games booth I suppose. I wanted to grocery shop last night, but since I was playing CoD4, I got gong and never made it. Origin: (Gerund of verb Go) + the irony of a half-assed spelling. |
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For the week of 02 June 2008 Owh  Noun 1. A pwn that has been altered or changed by a mutation-like process. 2. The product of a owher, much like a pwn being the product of a pwner. Adjective: owhsic Adverb: owhsically Did you see all the owhs Crispin dished out? It brought a tear to my eye. Origin: When someone decided a pwn was simply not enough, the pwn was deferred temporarily in lieu of a owh for the day. (Exact date unknown, however, this individual may be able to provide clues as to when and whom inaugurated the term). Take note the line on the "p" has potentially been moved to the "n". Grammar Note: Pronunciation of a consonant makes the text "a owh" look incorrect, however it is the proper form. Owher  Noun 1. One that produces owhs as a result of his/her efforts. 2. Contrast with "pwner". 3. ??? Pwner  Noun 1. One that produces pwn as a result of his/her efforts. 2. A member of Pwned.com is considered a pwner by affiliation. |
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For the Week of 26 May 2008 System  noun 1. A regularly interacting or interdependent group of items forming a unified whole as a. (1) A group of interacting bodies under the influence of related forces. (2) An assemblage of substances that is in or tends to equilibrium. b. (1) A group of body organs that together perform one or more vital functions. (2) The body considered as a functional unit. c. A group of related natural objects or forces. d. A group of devices or artificial objects or an organization forming a network especially for distributing something or serving a common purpose. e. A major division of rocks usually larger than a series and including all formed during a period or era. f. A form of social, economic, or political organization or practice. 2. An organized set of doctrines, ideas, or principles usually intended to explain the arrangement or working of a systematic whole. 3. a. An organized or established procedure b. A manner of classifying, symbolizing, or schematizing . 4. Harmonious arrangement or pattern ; order. 5. An organized society or social situation regarded as stultifying or oppressive : establishment 2 —usually used with "the". 6. Any quality that one wishes to emphasis; usually exhibited by context and easy to figure out as a. a substitute for another noun for effect. b. a generic comparison between two similar objects or persons. Adjective: systemless, systemy After I bit into the cake for the first time in over two months, my mouth gushed like an "o" from it's good system! Revision3 off the hook? Are you kidding me? Any one of its shows has more system than MobuzzTV. Origin: Late Latin systemat-, systema, from Greek systemat-, systema, from synistanai to combine, from syn- + histanai to cause to stand — see definition of "stand". Additional meanings came into being when someone ate a "good tasting" Snickers bar while typing. All gray: retrieved May 2008, from http://www.meriam-webster.com/dictionary/system |
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For the week of 19 May 2008 Electroncal  Adjective 1. Referring to equipment or devices with hardware coded by elite skills; above the conventional usage of machine performance by mere mortals. 2. Of, based on, operated by, or otherwise involving the überuse of electronics in low-level programming or hardware configuration. 3. Produced by means of elitely machine coded integrated circuits. 4. Of, implemented on, or controlled by elitely operated computer or computer network assets. 5. Similar to the quality of any coding endeavor that Neil would accomplish if he ever felt so moved to take time away from his supremely elite mastery of all high-level programming architecture. Adverb: electroncally Did you end up learning assembly after all? You never wanted to learn the languages I wanted to so I just ended up shouting "go electroncal coding and stay on that side of the kernel!", last year. Origin: See definition of "electronic". Taken to the next level of utilisation. Maybe even a typo thrown into the history of the word too. Happy birthday Neil! Hope this makes you even more spoilt on this day. |
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Slafhe  Transitive verb: slafhed; slafhing; slafhies 1. to give one of many types of strange, exotic, or kinky handjobs. 2. to flash members of the male persuasion and to recount tales of flashing exploits later in life, on the internet with typographical errors as to leave people guessing the meaning of the word with such wild guesses as "weird handjob term". Noun: slafhe; slafhes 1. An instance of a strange handjob given. 2. An instance of flashing, ambiguously spelled in written text. I stayed after the show, and I slafhed some guy that was acting out to shut him the hell up! Origin: When this individual interprets this individual in the Shout Box, and this individual decides it must be a Word of the Week because that is, incidentally, something he is running. |
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For the week of 05 May 2008 Comcue  Noun 1. A person or thing that is instrumental to your success against an impossible situation. Transitive verb: comcued, comcuing, comcues 1. To be helpful and enable success against difficult odds; to be loved like a Companion Cube because of one's deeds. Carrie was all comcued out on TF2! My Engineer was being pwned left and right, and her Heavy started saving my ass every time! Origin: [Weighted] COMpanion CUbe - To hold any subject in the same high esteem as the omnihelpful crates. |
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For the week of 28 April 2008 Onify  transitive verb 1. to make love to everyone on Pwned.com using your prolific sexuality. 2. to be like Oni and sexually accost people indiscriminantly in such a manner. 3. to go on a molesting spree, in the Shout Box in particular. 4. to attempt to supplant Violentndelicious and hit on Andy, much like Oni. intransitive verb 1. to become Oni, or sexually overcharged. Look out, Cam is taking over and Onifying everyone! Damn, Mike got onified again on the SB. Oni: noun  Informal 1. To act like Oni in a given instance. You just pulled an Oni! My ass is sore now. Origin: See this individual here. |
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For the week of 21 April 2008 Pwntificate  intransitive verb 1. To administer pwnage on a global level. 2. Each instance of a pwn during a streak that will completely go down in the annals of pwnage history. pwntification: noun pwntificator: noun Teresa totally pwntificated last night, she made everyone on the server her bitch. lawlz you just got pwntificated by Zed, he's on a roll today! Origin: Pontificate + Pwn; arose from the growing necessity to recognise the most capable of pwners. |
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