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Adam™
"I f you think you can, or if you think you can't. You're 100% right. "
108 Years Old
In A Van Down By The River , MI
United States
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Date Registered: 04/13/2008
About Me:
Well, I was ripped from my mommy's womb at a tender fetal age of 9 months in a hospital where they beat me till I cried and jabbed me with needles to see if I was a perfect specimen. I was given a clean bill of health and sent home to annoy and trouble my parents for many years to come. LAWL. After an agonizing time of dealing with my antics and seeing no end in sight for their own well being, my parents divorced when I was 3 months old. I know, I was a bad child.
My Dad then went on to be a career criminal and my mom decided to do something meaningful with her life. Still trying to deal with an unruly child and not wanting to send me to an Orphanage, my mom being the kind soul she is. Bought me a NES. Yay, it had a Gyro robot and sucked ass, block stacking beotch. But it also had a game called Mario Bros. That was fun and entertained me for quite some time. I went on to amass quite a collection of NES games, around 90-100. Not all were good. In fact most gave me nightmares well into adulthood and still continue to haunt me today. The AVGN does a pretty good job of reclaiming some respect from those games in his vids on Gametrailers.com, thank you. Back to my story.
From the NES I went on to get the (in no particular order mind you) SNES, Genesis, N64, PS1, PS2, Dreamcast, Jaguar, NeoGeo, Gameboy (old school), Sega Saturn, Gamecube, Turbo Grapix 16, XBox, Wii and hand-me-down Atari's from my Uncles and a non-working Coloecovision (which prolly did work but at the time, our tv was borked). Somewhere in between or about the same time as I got a SNES, I also got a Packard Bell 25mhz SX, with a whopping 1 meg of ram, a cdrom (one of the first, it took the cd in a cartridge!) and I had to buy a video card, I think it was an old Cirrus Logic Vesa card. I don't remember the make of the card, I don't think it had one. Was just a shit card and I was to fucking young to know anything of what to get. But anyways, when and if I did get that card to work. I enjoyed playing ALOT of the Sierra type games like Space Quest and Kings Quest. I have all of them now and play them still with DosBOX! Return to Zork was a badass game back then too. I don't remember to many other games for the PC that I liked, mostly cause PC gaming way back then, SUCKED! Good thing most gamers of today will never know what we went through back then to play games, if and when they did work. And it is a cool thing that now I can use DosBOX to go back and play all of those games that didn't work on my system and enjoy them all over again.
It was also a time that it seemed that Intel just wouldn't stop making fucking cpu's. Every fucking week they had a new chip out that was faster and more expensive than last week's new shit. I have to give a big FUCK YOU to Intel for ruining me early on with how they TRIED to run the PC market. Thank you AMD for stepping in and giving them some competition. Anyways, that pretty much sums up my early experience with video gaming. Nowadays I enjoy rocking out on multiple gaming machines. Mostly all of them are in pieces since I keep selling off parts to friends who need shit to get their rigs running. I don't mind, I got funds and I just keep building. I am in no way a fan of just Intel/Nvidia or AMD/ATI. They both build respectable components that have satisfied me in my experiences.
All in all I am pretty well rounded gamer that has enough experience under my belt to make you whimper like a puppy. I have gravitated to FPS games (cause nothings better than a headshot) and will stay there for many years to come. Well as long as Developers keep turning out good quality games that I can get my freak on with. But as always I am a console gamer at heart and will always look to that to comfort me in times of despair.
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