Posted by [DTF]maggotsandriots on 04/28/2009 8:54pm

Mood: suprised...

8 Bumps

And there you have it... The first (and hopefully last) season of Ultimate 'Gamer' is in the books. SPOILERS AHEADSPOILERS AHEADSPOILERS AHEAD----...Ready?Mark won. In my opinion, resoundingly. To watch Robert, as Maxi, my favorite SC4 character, just stand there and slam the kick button in the hopes of a ring out, had me honestly upset. These are 'pros'? and the best they can do is button mash? And the Gears 2 game... well, that's sort of what you expect from Gears players, cowardice, and i'm ...

Posted by [DTF]maggotsandriots on 04/27/2009 1:51pm

Mood: ready for failure

5 Bumps

So tomorrow night at 9pm central, we shall all bear witness to the final scraping of brains off of the side of the road that has been this season's 12-car pileup of WCG ultimate gamer. We've all witnessed the highs and lows, minus the highs, of what these 'cyber athletes' can do, which so far has been to be just a little luckier than their violently pathetic opponent in violently pathetic displays of both real-life and in-game misery. And it all comes down to this: a winner-take all (except mos...

Posted by [DTF]maggotsandriots on 03/11/2009 9:21am

Mood: astonished.

5 Bumps

...wow. What a miserable experience. I think the term "ultimate" has been used VERY loosely here. I could not believe how bad these "pros" were at Rock Band. And every single one of them had an excuse as to why... it was just really sad. this show is a trainwreck with nuclear waste poured all over it, and that waste set ablaze with the over-emotional 20-somethings acting like they were 16 and crying at the drop of a hat.Now, i've heard through the grapevine that sci-fi has been messing with peo...

Posted by [DTF]maggotsandriots on 01/28/2009 2:58pm

Mood: eh.

2 Bumps

not much call for a gunfighter... :(

Posted by [DTF]maggotsandriots on 01/16/2009 9:02am

Mood: killjoy

0 Bumps

zombies are dumb, overdone, and played out. stop liking everything zombie-related just because it has zombies. it's like all any game or movie has to do is have zombies and it's successful. i hate it. the cycle seems to rotate every other year: zombies, monkeys, ninjas, pirates. i elect to not enjoy any of it, opting not to shop at spencer gifts for a stupid shirt with a lame pun on it.eff ewe.--chris

Posted by [DTF]maggotsandriots on 12/03/2008 7:13pm

Mood: wow.

7 Bumps

I really can't believe it's been one year already for pwned... I don't even know what to say (outside of congrat-u-fucking-lations, Andy!!!!!). This has quickly become my go-to site on the internets, not only because of the content, but because of the amazing people i've met here (if you're slightly embarassed, i DO mean you). You dont make bonds like this anywhere else, not even in some real-life cases... i'll keep it short and not gushing: here's to many more great years with all of you!!!

Posted by [DTF]maggotsandriots on 09/08/2008 11:35am

Mood: not drunk.

9 Bumps

This is for the entire community... I am begging, PLEADING with you to stop using Dark Knight imagery as your DP. New people, no one can tell who you are or what you're about since everyone coming in these days has the EXACT SAME DP... Older folk, everyone thinks you are brand new the second that picture of batman holding up the joker card pops into the shoutbox. if you don't want to use your face, that is certainly fine. Just please use something, ANYTHING other than these tired images. I'm so...

Posted by [DTF]maggotsandriots on 03/05/2008 5:17pm

Mood: fucking perturbed.

1 Bumps

... but if i see another blog about girl gamers, i'm going to punch-fuck my own head to death. prove yourselves in the field, please. bitching here isn't the way. you're just going to get guys to agree with you because they want to taste your asshole.

Posted by [DTF]maggotsandriots on 03/04/2008 9:37am

Mood: sick. not coughing sick, but SIIIICK.

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aiiight, people. every time i see a blog bumped, it's about defining gaming, that fucking contest, i'm right and you're wrong about it or whatever. here is my response. get your ass to hooter's and order a plate of fried pickles and calm the fuck down. everyone who has entered any contest entered with the hopes to win. don't get it twisted like you had any other intention. if i weren't such a pussy with my fear of rejection, i'd enter some shit like that in a heartbeat. I personally feel it w...

Posted by [DTF]maggotsandriots on 02/20/2008 9:55pm

Mood: filled with pistachios

1 Bumps

So i find myself yet again on the wrong side of 3am, dicking around on the interwebs as opposed to not being awake and maybe facing a day with some kind of fucking gusto for a change. Ah well. It was President's Day anyway today, so it's not like I could get shits done. I'm not going anywhere with this, so if you want to back out, now's the time......... I'm starting to make myself tired by trying to think, actually. Buying a house, hopefully starting a new job, stress is through the roof righ...