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And how great are we?
Great enough to lift our noses to the skies
as existence crumbles around us from the ground up
How great are we?

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[DTF][DTF]maggotsandriots

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27 Years Old
Lake Station , IN
United States
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http://www.pwned.com/buckbuck/

Date Registered: 02/05/2008

About Me:

My name's Chris, i'm old as fuck, and i enjoy a drink every now and then. People often ask me 'hey Chris, can you get me a red bull while you're out?' The answer is a resounding YES. So that's booze, red bull... I also immensely enjoy coffee, and listening to infants on Live call each other racial and h0mophobic epithets. There's no greater joy than hearing the youth of today repeat what their parents say in their home and knowing these will be the people not paying into my social security fund based on their future unemployment. I also enjoy many television programs about prostitution, be it legal, illegal, or transsexual AND illegal.
My 'turn-offs' include: scientology and those affiliated with it, weak-ass music, including whatever it is you happen to like (especially Pantera... what a bunch of nutsacs), the Boondock Saints, and anyone who calls it their 'favorite movie' and Cubs fans.
Things i enjoy outside of the beverage realm include being way too bitter about life for my age, Circle of Dead Children, food that is cooked on an open skillet by a man in a huge chef's hat that fucks around with the food beforehand, Nasum (rest in peace Mieszko, you've earned it), gun racks without guns on them, coloring books, Dolph Lundgren and food that comes in a jar and is pickled.
Now, you may be asking yourself 'where did i leave my keys? I swear i put them in my pocket.' The answer is on the coffee table. Your welcome.
You will find me at almost all hours of the day and night when i'm not working in the shoutbox and chatbox. feel free to hit me up there...
My AIM that i rarely use is theredar, or you can check my myspace, which you will have to ask for because i'm not pimping that worthless site here.
***UPDATE*** myspace is now non-existent. moved over to facebook due to my current addiction to shitty app games. my 'tag' name is maggotsandriots there. yay!

I love you. Drive safe, arrive safe.

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Comments: (view all)

THAT GUY said at 01/07/2010 6:44pm:

holy fucking balls girl! I miss my christopher! I haven't talked to you in too long! I lost your numba and everything... but good news, internet is coming to my street soon, so i'll be back on XBL n pwned (facebook too if ya got it)! hit me up catlipz

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 01/10/2010 3:08pm:

why, who is that mysterious, handsome stranger??
i gots a facebook fo sho! holla at me sometime, miss your sexy, sexy face!

[DTF] Lovebattery said at 12/11/2009 6:53am:

Miss you!!!

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 12/11/2009 1:58pm:

likewise lady! i've got a phone, ya know. :)

bizzaro nurgle said at 11/23/2009 2:37pm:

hey buddeh, thanks for the comment :D, how ya been?

bizzaro nurgle said at 11/24/2009 9:48pm:

got a job, finally have money for my fav habit *suprise etwist*READING!

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 11/24/2009 9:50am:

i've been good, just working and trying to live.
you?

Tako said at 11/13/2009 10:07am:

but mommy the sauce givers me super pow pows. :P

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 11/15/2009 4:02pm:

It is delicious, but doesn't mix well with internet activity, you see.

[DTF] Jillrot said at 11/03/2009 1:00pm:

SLUT!

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 11/04/2009 8:58am:

you caught me. what's going on?

Kickback said at 11/03/2009 12:38pm:

wats gwarnin?

Tako said at 09/23/2009 9:39am:

Hows Chris doin today.

notchris said at 09/12/2009 10:00pm:

Dude, how've you been? If you even remember me. haha It's been over a year..

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 09/14/2009 2:41pm:

I remember you man! I've been good, just trying to stay alive. You?

Hey HEY chest said at 08/10/2009 7:53am:

http://pwned.com/event/134/Pwned-Gaming-Event---Gears-Of-War-2--X360-/

come playyy???

[DTF] pseudo[fucking]pseudo said at 08/02/2009 5:42pm:

Get some:

Malen said at 07/18/2009 10:55pm:

Hey Chris :D Long time no see dood. Bpoop hell I haven't been on here for a long time. How are things? I am totally rocking out to the song Hip-Hop on your profile. lol. I love that song. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

HondaGamer said at 07/29/2009 2:41pm:

I'm here!!!

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 07/19/2009 8:11am:

Dude!! where the fuck to all the OG's disappear to these days?? Holla atcha boy a little more often! :)

xChiswickx said at 07/14/2009 2:04pm:

ill use a different color in the next one? lol
uhm, thanks for commenting.
i agree, that in most religions they teach you to go against others religions. your is dominantly right. thats the way it works.Some have even said religion is another form of government reasoning behind the commandments being laws, and changing, and collecting money and power. I don't know. I am not religions or against religion. thanks for your immput.

The only respectable stan... said at 07/17/2009 11:16am:

hey fool i like dennys but im no religi-nut :P

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 07/14/2009 3:40pm:

I wasnt on the attack or anything, just a helpful hint on making a blog readable. i stuck it out.
I've gotten into many a heated debate with your religious types over the years, and main result is that I'm usually getting 'prayed for' when the true intent is to gossip behind my back at Denny's or wherever they go after their youth retreats. Which is another almost iron-clad tenet of most religions, to hook the youth before they can think properly, which to me is no different than a parent teaching their child to be a racist. Obviously not to that extremity most of the time, but it's the idea to mold a young mind to one's ideals as opposed to exposing them to resources in the hopes that they'll make their own decisions...

pwned said at 06/27/2009 11:44pm:

Server downtime tomorrow starting at 1PM PST, server move to a faster line :D

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 06/28/2009 11:00am:

word life. thanks for the heads-up playa!

The Jordo said at 05/28/2009 12:54pm:

hey hey thanks for the add :)

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 05/28/2009 1:04pm:

no prob! feel free to join a convo in the a/v chatbox sometime!

Nice nice. =p

Vixsyn said at 05/20/2009 9:10pm:

Thanks ^.^

bizzaro nurgle said at 05/18/2009 12:08am:

whatup chris? :P, how ya been

bizzaro nurgle said at 05/21/2009 9:35pm:

i log in late night, nobodys on D:

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 05/18/2009 1:16am:

I've been good, stranger. come see us in the a/v sometime.

hihi!!(:

I's been everywhere! (In Broward County excluding West Broward) lulz :D

I need to come on more but it's hard 'cause I noe has computers.):
I miss Pwned thoughh. <3

Ha and how have you been, sir? =p

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 05/15/2009 11:44am:

hello hello hello! where have you been lately?

The only respectable stance is to n... said at 04/24/2009 3:19pm:

i've got it! Danny SlammHer

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 04/26/2009 1:16pm:

Niiiiice. I'm still uncle jerksey though.

[DTF] FleazZz said at 04/22/2009 11:30pm:

That banner is made of win.

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 04/23/2009 3:15am:

thanks! that took me almost 2 minutes, i'm pretty proud of it. lol

Jerf On The Clerf said at 04/15/2009 8:48pm:

It's ok, Angela....I didn't make it either

COBHC said at 04/15/2009 12:14am:

lol..
i dont even make top TEN!
ahahaha
ok ok..fine fine..
:D

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 04/15/2009 1:39pm:

you're gone all the time!! school has taken you away from us... :(

The only respectable stance is to n... said at 04/09/2009 12:41pm:

[DTF] Geena said at 04/14/2009 2:06pm:

Lulz i seen they before :D
that's where you're going to be put in Chris
I'm on the white list i'm safe :D

**SAMurai** said at 04/02/2009 1:52pm:

I'm around where the hell are you : )

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 04/02/2009 1:56pm:

in the a/v chatbox. always.

**SAMurai** said at 04/01/2009 4:06pm:

I DIED!!! well I mine i guess I didn't really die that is kinda obvious : / But too much shit has happened I don't have XBOX live and it makes to want to really kill someone : (....I miss COD4 and Chris

[DTF]maggotsandriots said at 04/01/2009 4:39pm:

be around more!!!

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