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And how great are we?
Great enough to lift our noses to the skies
as existence crumbles around us from the ground up
How great are we?

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everyone above this line's breath smells like cocks. lololololol

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[FFMAH][FFMAH]maggotsandriots

"hello."

27 Years Old
Lake Station , IN
United States
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http://pwned.com/buckbuck/

Date Registered: 02/05/2008

About Me:

My name's Chris, i'm old as fuck, and i enjoy a drink every now and then. People often ask me 'hey Chris, can you get me a red bull while you're out?' The answer is a resounding YES. So that's booze, red bull... I also immensely enjoy coffee, and listening to infants on Live call each other racial and h0mophobic epithets. There's no greater joy than hearing the youth of today repeat what their parents say in their home and knowing these will be the people not paying into my social security fund based on their future unemployment. I also enjoy many television programs about prostitution, be it legal, illegal, or transsexual AND illegal.
My 'turn-offs' include: scientology and those affiliated with it, weak-ass music, including whatever it is you happen to like (especially Pantera... what a bunch of nutsacs), the Boondock Saints, and anyone who calls it their 'favorite movie' and Cubs fans.
Things i enjoy outside of the beverage realm include being way too bitter about life for my age, Circle of Dead Children, food that is cooked on an open skillet by a man in a huge chef's hat that fucks around with the food beforehand, Nasum (rest in peace Mieszko, you've earned it), gun racks without guns on them, coloring books, Dolph Lundgren and food that comes in a jar and is pickled.
Now, you may be asking yourself 'where did i leave my keys? I swear i put them in my pocket.' The answer is on the coffee table. Your welcome.
You will find me at almost all hours of the day and night when i'm not working in the shoutbox and chatbox. feel free to hit me up there...
My AIM that i rarely use is theredar, or you can check my myspace, which you will have to ask for because i'm not pimping that worthless site here.
***UPDATE*** myspace is now non-existent. moved over to facebook due to my current addiction to shitty app games. my 'tag' name is maggotsandriots there. yay!

I love you. Drive safe, arrive safe.

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Status: Last seen 7 hours ago playing Gears of War 2

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Comments: (view all)

pwned(mod-ular) said at 06/27/2009 11:49pm:

Server downtime tomorrow starting at 1PM PST, server move to a faster line :D

[FFMAH]maggotsandriots said at 06/28/2009 11:05am:

word life. thanks for the heads-up playa!

The Jordo said at 05/28/2009 12:59pm:

hey hey thanks for the add :)

[FFMAH]maggotsandriots said at 05/28/2009 1:09pm:

no prob! feel free to join a convo in the a/v chatbox sometime!

[FFMAH]Venomyz© said at 05/25/2009 11:20am:

Nice nice. =p

Vixsyn said at 05/20/2009 9:15pm:

Thanks ^.^

bizzaro nurgle said at 05/18/2009 12:13am:

whatup chris? :P, how ya been

bizzaro nurgle said at 05/21/2009 9:40pm:

i log in late night, nobodys on D:

[FFMAH]maggotsandriots said at 05/18/2009 1:21am:

I've been good, stranger. come see us in the a/v sometime.

[FFMAH]Venomyz© said at 05/14/2009 10:16am:

hihi!!(:

[FFMAH]Venomyz© said at 05/21/2009 10:06am:

I's been everywhere! (In Broward County excluding West Broward) lulz :D

I need to come on more but it's hard 'cause I noe has computers.):
I miss Pwned thoughh. <3

Ha and how have you been, sir? =p

[FFMAH]maggotsandriots said at 05/15/2009 11:49am:

hello hello hello! where have you been lately?

[FFMAH] pink pixels said at 04/24/2009 3:24pm:

i've got it! Danny SlammHer

[FFMAH]maggotsandriots said at 04/26/2009 1:21pm:

Niiiiice. I'm still uncle jerksey though.

[FFMAH]FleazZz said at 04/22/2009 11:35pm:

That banner is made of win.

[FFMAH]maggotsandriots said at 04/23/2009 3:20am:

thanks! that took me almost 2 minutes, i'm pretty proud of it. lol

[FFMAH]Jerf said at 04/15/2009 8:53pm:

It's ok, Angela....I didn't make it either

[FFMAH] COBHC said at 04/15/2009 12:19am:

lol..
i dont even make top TEN!
ahahaha
ok ok..fine fine..
:D

[FFMAH]maggotsandriots said at 04/15/2009 1:44pm:

you're gone all the time!! school has taken you away from us... :(

[FFMAH] pink pixels said at 04/09/2009 12:46pm:

[FFMAH] Geena said at 04/14/2009 2:11pm:

Lulz i seen they before :D
that's where you're going to be put in Chris
I'm on the white list i'm safe :D

**SAMurai** said at 04/02/2009 1:57pm:

I'm around where the hell are you : )

[FFMAH]maggotsandriots said at 04/02/2009 2:01pm:

in the a/v chatbox. always.

**SAMurai** said at 04/01/2009 4:11pm:

I DIED!!! well I mine i guess I didn't really die that is kinda obvious : / But too much shit has happened I don't have XBOX live and it makes to want to really kill someone : (....I miss COD4 and Chris

[FFMAH]maggotsandriots said at 04/01/2009 4:44pm:

be around more!!!

"Now, you may be asking yourself 'where did i leave my keys? I swear i put them in my pocket.' The answer is on the coffee table. Your welcome."
Hah! You sir, are a funny guy.(: Cookies for j00. Lots and lots. <3

"everyone above this line's breath smells like cocks. lololololol"
Not cool! I'm totally above that line in SB atm >_>

But really I was checking out pages and clicked on yours so that makes you awesome.(: Be honored. Feel honored.

Lol fer suree! :D

[FFMAH]maggotsandriots said at 03/29/2009 10:04am:

Hey, i does what i has to do for laffs!
but thank you for stopping by, and i hope to see you again the next time i update my bio for more low-brow goodness!! :)

Sticky said at 03/25/2009 6:47am:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU MAGNIFICENT ASSHOLE! :D

[FFMAH]Jerf said at 03/24/2009 11:00pm:

I'm a God awful friend.....I didn't know it was your birthday!

Happy birthday!

Finger fuck some assholes.

/yeah, i'm late
//sorry
///dick

wellintentioned said at 03/21/2009 3:50pm:

hi. you.

{CW} SnappyDude said at 03/17/2009 2:30am:

hey maggs remember the sc4 night this friday sign up if you can

Gorath said at 02/26/2009 7:48pm:

Forces of hate meet
Gather for the siege
Encircling their foe
The raid begins
Their revenge is sought
Through violence, smashing, killing, stabbing, pounding
Iron weapons clash
Evil warriors strike
Hammers cracking skulls
Axes chopping heads
Their revenge is now
Through violence, crushing, maiming, hacking, pounding

Blood soaks the ground
In their own, they will drown
Surrounded by disgust
Pounded into dust

Battle rages on
Bleeding wounded scream
Clubs shatter bones
Swords sever limbs
Their blind rage compells
Their frenzy, bloodlust, madness, burning, hatred
Berzerkers overwhelm
Defenders run in fear
No prisoners today
The end is near
Their blind age endless
No mercy lay waste, wipe out, kill them, kill them

Their struggle to defend
The attack will never end
Surrounded by disgust
Pounded into dust

The captured will be crucified as a warning to the rest
When the killing is completed the city will be burned
Their way of life will be destroyed, no trace of them remains

Annihilate
They lay waste
Eradicate
Victory for their hatred, fury, raging, pounding

[solo-O'Brien]

Blood soaks the ground
In their own, they will drown
Surrounded by disgust
Pounded into dust

Adorkable said at 01/31/2009 8:25am:

Holy fuck...your ink is amazing.

[FFMAH]maggotsandriots said at 01/31/2009 10:53am:

why thank you!!

[HazAlive] Irradiccus {Friendly Sho... said at 01/08/2009 8:05pm:

hey you haven't signed up yet! we're getting real close to having enough to make it an actual pwned night http://pwned.com/event/66/Pwned-Member-Night---Soul-Calibur-IV--Xbox-360-/

[HazAlive] Irradiccus {Friendly Sho... said at 12/22/2008 2:46pm:

i can get you a 48-hour trial for the pwned gaming night this saturday if you don't get a subscription for xmas man. just let me know if you need it alright.

[HazAlive] Irradiccus {Fr... said at 12/23/2008 10:15am:

alright man :) looking forward to it!

[FFMAH]maggotsandriots said at 12/23/2008 2:49am:

thank you! i'm getting a new 13 month card, but that was quite a kind gesture. see you saturday!!

THAT GUY said at 12/22/2008 2:29pm:

not much dude, i'm a dominos delivery guy now! lol... it pays though. Just trying to make ends meet right now. Just finished this semester of school and passed all classes, that's always a plus LOL!

And how are you?!?!?!?!

[FFMAH]maggotsandriots said at 12/22/2008 2:43pm:

congrats! I'm at Old Navy doing shipment right now, don't feel too bad. gots to get paid, yo!!!
that's great news about school! i may be going back in the summer!
txt me sometime! i miss my super teddy bear!! :(

THAT GUY said at 12/21/2008 8:26pm:

i just dropped in to say hi buddy!! Have some happy holidays! You deserve it!

[FFMAH]maggotsandriots said at 12/22/2008 2:26pm:

thank ya much, and you as well! I haven't seen you around in forever!! what's good??

[HazAlive] Irradiccus {Friendly Sho... said at 12/19/2008 6:52pm:

hey man incase we don't meet each other in the shoutboxes happy holidays man.

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