Elis D.

"I am so high right now"

19 Years Old
Buffalo , NY
United States
954 Views

http://pwned.com/UbiquitousCouch/

Date Registered: 02/04/2008

I like sleeping.
Pot makes me high.
I've seen more car crashes than most people.
I laugh really hard when strangers fall or trip.
I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse.
I'm interested in Theoretical Physics and String Theory but I failed physics in High School
I love sandwiches, I think they're good.
If I were a stunt man I'd bash fake bottles against my head all the time, even when I wasn't working.
I cry during movies
I'm not ashamed to admit it either
I'm not really that much of a nerd, even though favorite conversational topics of mine are comic books, superpowers, movies, video games and the like.
The War in Iraq is wrong.
I am a supporter of the "Impeach Bush" campaign
I'm a modern man. A man for the millenium.
Digital and smoke free.
A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside of upgrading.
I'm a high tech lo-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new wave but I'm old school and my inner child is outward bound.
I'm a hotwired, heatseaking, warmhearted cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable.
I interface with my database and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, and pushing the envelope.
I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.
I got no need for coke and speed. I got no urge to binge and purge.
I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.
A high concept, low profile, medium range ballistic missionary.
A streetwise smartbomb. A top-gun bottom feeder.
I wear power ties; I tell power lies; I take power naps; I take victory laps.
I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot, slamdunk rain maker with a pro-active outreach, a raging workaholic, a working rage-a-holic, out of rehab and in denial.
I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.
You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down, cause I'm tireless and I'm wireless.
I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.
I'm a non-believer and an overachiever, laid-back but fashion forward, up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance, supersize, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last.
I'm a hands on, footloose, knee-jerk headcase, prematurely postraumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail.
But I'm feeling; I'm caring; I'm healing; I'm sharing; a supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver.
My output is down, but my income is up.
I take a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.
I read junk-mail; I eat junk food; I buy junk bonds; I watch trash sports.
I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant.
I like rough sex; I like tough love; I use the f-word in my email, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore; no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a minimall; I bought a minivan at a megastore.
I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll free, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes; a fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.
I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
I'm a rude dude but I'm the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff.
I take it slow; I go with the flow; I ride with the tide; I got glide in my stride; driving and moving, sailing and spinning, jiving and grooving, wailing and winning.
I don't snooze, so I don't lose.
I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road.
I party hardy and lunchtime is crunchtime.
I'm hanging in, there ain't no doubt, and I'm hanging tough.

Over and out.

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-=)DustBunny(=- said at 10/07/2008 11:41pm:

Thx for request i see u like and hate alot of things;) lol *cheers*

 

Nick-Of-Troy said at 04/10/2008 1:49am:

I can only tell you my experience, which was i demanded a replacement console, they denied so i told them to patch me through to someone who can authorize a return. that led me to a manager who gave me a free game for my troubles.

 

Rocket Robinhood said at 04/09/2008 2:45pm:

hey thansk for the ad

 

r3m1x said at 04/09/2008 11:35am:

hahah "UbiquitousCouch"



one of the best sounding Gamertags I've come across.

/befriended

 

WintersPrince said at 04/05/2008 1:04am:

Hey there! Thanks for the add! Hope you have the best of days!

 

Plastic Maleficent said at 04/01/2008 8:58pm:

Thankx for the welcome :) Wow, everyone on here seems so nice, lol. I'm starting to like this site much better than Myspace. So as a friendly greeting from myself, how are you?

 

chozowarmachine said at 03/30/2008 2:10pm:

yeah, thanks

 

murderellaa said at 03/30/2008 12:58am:

thank ya thank ya =]

 

Shrapnelwolf said at 03/22/2008 12:02am:

I just read your profile.



You, good sir, win the internet.

 

[FFMAH] OutstandingCoffee said at 03/03/2008 8:38pm:

honolulu is a great place to visit and chill or go to college, but a horrible place to live. Everything is way expensive (everything has to be imported from Cali). Transportation is still kinda nubish, it's not the easiest place to get around in a car. timing on live tv events like sporting events is kinda poor too but that's inherent cause of the time difference. but it def is a great place to visit but living there is a whole nother story

 

(il2)seibzen said at 03/01/2008 1:19pm:

Thanks for the add...hope you're enjoying the site.

 

Grumpy Tuff said at 02/28/2008 1:59am:

have you ever seen RoboCop?

 

[FFMAH] Archie KoRnkid [The Bloodsh... said at 02/26/2008 11:23pm:

dude..if I heard that..I'd nut myself probably.

 

[FFMAH] Archie KoRnkid [The Bloodsh... said at 02/26/2008 11:10pm:

welcome to pwned!

 

meg said at 02/25/2008 6:30pm:

RRoD...lmao.



that sucks. : /

 

meg said at 02/25/2008 6:14pm:

i'm good. :] how are you?

 

AndyP said at 02/18/2008 10:38am:

I give you a 10/10 for this environment :]

Your name is epic...made me rofl for 5 minutes.Elis D.

 

meg said at 02/17/2008 12:51am:

omg, kudos for thoreau quotes! he's one of my favorites. :]

 

pwned(mod-ular) said at 02/05/2008 3:39pm:

hahah when i get home ill give you the points, thanks for the comment :D

 

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