Posted by Hades on 07/18/2008 11:21am

Mood: Tired

2 Bumps

The Dark Knight Batman raises the stakes in his war on crime. With the help of Lieutenant Jim Gordon and District Attorney Harvey Dent, Batman sets out to dismantle the remaining criminal organizations that plague the city streets. The partnership proves to be effective, but they soon find themselves prey to a reign of chaos unleashed by a rising criminal mastermind known to the terrified citizens of Gotham as The Joker. Let me start by saying, I had originally planned to slam this movie (jok...

Posted by Hades on 07/11/2008 11:07am

Mood: Lonely

1 Bumps

Hellboy II: The Golden Army The mythical world starts a rebellion against humanity in order to rule the Earth, so as Hellboy and his team returns they must save the world from the rebellious creatures. Now, as the creatures who inhabit the spiritual realm gear-up for an all out attack on the human plane, the only one capable of saving the Earth is a tough-talking hellspawn rejected by both worlds. So outside of having personal issues at this movie, I really really enjoyed it. I'll extrapolat...

Posted by Hades on 07/02/2008 9:27am

Mood: Giddy

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Hancock A hard-living superhero who has fallen out of favor with the public enters into a questionable relationship with the wife of the public relations professional who's trying to repair his image. Unfortunately, I think this movie was way over hyped. For me, that kind of brought things down for me. Mainly cause I went in expecting something much larger than this was. Far be it that I say this was a horrible movie, but it wasn't as strong as it could have been. I'll explain below about...

Posted by Hades on 06/30/2008 10:07am

Mood: Stressed

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Wanted "Wanted" tells the tale of one apathetic nobody's transformation into an unparalleled enforcer of justice. In 2008, we're introduced to a hero for a new generation: 25 year old employed slacker, WESLEY GIBSON. Wes is the most disaffected, cube-dwelling, clock-punching drone this planet has ever known. His boss chews him out hourly, his girlfriend ignores him routinely, and his life plods on in interminable boredom and routine. Everyone knows this disengaged slacker will amount to absolu...

Posted by Hades on 06/20/2008 4:05pm

Mood: Critical

1 Bumps

Get Smart Bungling secret agent Maxwell Smart, also known as Agent 86 for CONTROL, is on a mission to battle the forces of their evil crime nemesis known as KAOS with his more-competent partner Agent 99, (whose real name is never revealed) at his side. When the headquarters of U.S. spy agency Control is attacked and the identities of its agents compromised, the Chief has no choice but to promote his ever-eager analyst Maxwell Smart, who has always dreams of working in the field alongside stalw...

Posted by Hades on 06/16/2008 4:15pm

Mood: hmm...

6 Bumps

Trying something new to keep the creative juices rolling in my head. Beginning Of The End The lights dim up and he can see the world falling up He sits back into the rusty chair like one from all those horror films Duct Tape is applied around limbs and he is locked in place Pain slowly creeps back into his body as pleads are screamed Intense pain surges through as he sees the gleam of metal vanish His head droops up to see the figure before him Crimson fluid dribbles into his mouth from his c...

Posted by Hades on 06/13/2008 9:49am

Mood: Tired

2 Bumps

The Incredible Hulk A cure is in reach for the world's most primal force of fury: The Incredible Hulk. We find scientist Bruce Banner, living in shadows, scouring the planet for an antidote. But the warmongers who dream of abusing his powers won't leave him alone, nor will his need to be with the only woman he has ever loved, Betty Ross. Upon returning to civilization, our brilliant doctor is ruthlessly pursued by The Abomination - a nightmarish beast of pure adrenaline and aggression whose po...

Posted by Hades on 06/09/2008 11:04am

Mood: Jovial

1 Bumps

You Don't Mess With The Zohan Sorry it's a bit late, but life has been hectic here. But here's the film of last week. This is the story about a Mossad agent Zohan Dvir, who fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist. He romances his clients by giving them "special services" in the back room. However, he is eventually recognized, and risks losing his newfound life and career. Ok, from just looking at the trailers and mini-press events that surrounded this film, it...

Posted by Hades on 05/30/2008 2:05pm

Mood: Awesome

2 Bumps

The Strangers A couple goes to one of their parent's cabins out in the middle of no where for a retreat. There is a mysterious knock on the door at 4 am. They check it out and then are haunted by three masked psychopaths. For what reason? "You were home." Let me say this again, but I have an odd taste in films. Especially when it comes to my horror films. House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects are my favorite of all times. Just letting you know that before you take what I have to sa...

Posted by Hades on 05/22/2008 10:05am

Mood: Tired

1 Bumps

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Famed archaeologist/adventurer Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones is called back into action when he becomes entangled in a Soviet plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artifacts known as the Crystal Skulls. So, yea, this one won't be filled with too much for those who really want to see this film. Mainly because most of the stuff that comes to mind from the movie would be spoilers for you. And seeing this movie with little to no spoilers is ...