"I believe in taking care of myself. A balanced diet and a rigorous excercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I will put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack I use a deep poor cleansing lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial mask which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion."
-Patrick Bateman, American Psycho